What would be your ultimate SDMB thread?

racer72, what does it feel like to be the latest one hundred million dollar lottery winner?

Heck, that could go as low and 5 to 10 million and I would still be impressed.
Oh, and when I do, the Dopefest is on me!

Say, what do nudists get in a bunch? Besides grapes and bananas, I mean.

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