Hey, I didn’t say I wanted to debate the meaning of the life with the guy. . . 
Spin. Plenty of spin.
Republicans will complain about the “mainstream media” making a spectacle out of the video, and disrespecting the privacy of an otherwise upstanding young couple. Expect to see conspiracy theories thrown around by Fox News and other conservative pundits, who will inevitably claim the leak of the video is from liberal hackers and Democratic Party insiders who want to make Sarah Palin look bad. Sarah Palin, Bristol and Levi will be seen as victims. Bristol Palin’s speaking fees will skyrocket. Fingers will point at President Obama.
Good point, although it should be noted that the original thread was started in GD.
That’s how I like ‘em- young, dumb, and full of… family values! (Or something.) Levi is a big ol’ stud muffin, yum-yum.
As for Sarah, that would be one big fork in her, she would be done. Already tenuously struggling to hold onto an extra 15 minutes as it is.
Unless by “debate the meaning of life” you mean “work that booty over with a car antenna”.
Levi’s Knob sounds like some place Loretta Lynn would have played growing up. So does Gobblin’ Knob for that matter. I bet there’s all kinds of hot hillbilly sex going on up in those mountains.
Well, somebody’s gotta fuck Mary Lou, it may as well be her brother. Stop being so judgmental!
Heinlein fits well with Palin.
I was born a knob gobbler’s daughter…
That’s both funny AND a valid political point.
Torme.
Do you really think someone can become famous by giving one blowjob on a poorly made home video? It only changes the nature of their pre-existing fame.
I mean how many people record sex videos and either intentionally or unintentionally puts them into circulation? And how many of them become famous because of it?
Well, there was Monica Lewinsky, and she became famous without even making a tape 
But yeah. Paris’s tape was a big deal because she was a famous person doing it. Not-famous people had been making sex tapes for quite some time before that and very few of them ever became famous for making them.
Or, in other words, the moose stew will hit the fan.
Shouldn’t the title be changed from “if” to “when”?
Poor Bristol. Gets knocked up as a teenager and it’s all over the news. She has to go through pregnancy, childbirth and a breakup with her baby daddy all in the public eye. Can you imagine all the stress she’s had to endure? Won’t someone think of poor Bristol? Why can’t she get her knob gobbled for a change?
If mommy had a knob, she’d be daddy.
I knew it sounded familiar; turns out, Gobbler’s Knob is where Punxsutawney Phil hangs out:
There’s a Gobbler’s Knob here in the mountains of WV. Yes, that does not surprise me at all…
Women have knobs, too, they’re just not as big and some would say look more like a little man in a boat.