How about something plausible? Bristol is now a public figure, pulling down $25k every time she speaks, is once again engaged to be married to her baby-daddy, Levi Johnston. They have a baby together, so we know they actually fucked at least once, and probably more often. Well, suppose that like many of their generation, they are not shy about their bodies, afraid of the intertubes, or the movie pictures that their cameras take, all at the same time, like apparently a couple million of their peers, post their hot Wasillia style monkey meth head sex for all the world to jack off to. Let’s face it, it’s only a matter of time.
What would happen then? Boom Chicka Bow Wow. Discuss. For extra credit, Cougar Momma, Lipstick on a Pit Bull herself delivers a pizza. Ding Dong!
Like Paris Hilton, she would become rich and famous beyond her wildest dreams for no reason whatsoever. Her mom would be roundly mocked, but that’s par for the course.
Let me get this straight. You were so disgusted by the troll’s thread that you thought you’d imitate it? As far as I’m concerned both threads are morally equivalent and both can go straight down the crapper where they belong.
Rich yes, but I had certainly never heard of her before the tape (and I’m sure most others hadn’t either). Obviously her family is famous, but it was the tape that really brought her into the limelight.
Whatever - I’m not the kind of person who opens People magazine so I’m not really with it when it comes to pop culture. The tape is how I heard of her. But it’s kind of a moot point, since I was just making a joke anyway.