I saw one that said “Lick Bush in 2000” with a Rolling Stone tongue logo.
“Bush and Gore. Just what this country needs: More sex and violence.”
How about
Dumb and Dumber… make the choice 2000
Why not use one that’s already on a lot of bumpers? “Shit happens.”
Or an old favorite:
“Cthulu in 2000. When you’re tired of voting for the lesser of two evils!”
“Abandon Hope.”
Or “Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber”?
Veb
How about we take a cue from Nancy Reagan: Just Vote No One.
“Campaign 2000: We are so screwed!”
“Bush or Gore: the same choice you make at the video rental store.”
My old favorite’s obsolete these days.
ZAPPA/GARCIA
prez’n’veep
Campaign '00 - A Pair Of Zeros.
Campaign 2000 - A Election With Less Signifigant Figures Than The Year (Took Physics this year, hope this isn’t stupid)
Campaign 2000 - Heads or Tails?
Campaign 2000 - Apathy or Antipathy?
Two half wit’s don’t make a whole lot of anything.
Campaign 2000: “We apologise for the inconvience”
If you don’t Vote, don’t complain, it’s your fault
If you -do- Vote, don’t complain, now it’s really your fault.
Campaign '00 - I’m Moving to Canada.
CAMPAIGN 2000–YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING
The bore or the lush…
“We’re Bushed” or “Want More? Vote Gore”
“Y2Campaign - Y bother?”