I saw one once, “Under the Republicans, man exploits his fellow man. Under the Democrats, it’s just the reverse.”
I like Dave Barry’s Presidential campaign slogan:
**Isn’t it time we expected less? **
Free Sirhan Sirhan
Election 2000: Like it Matters…
Revtim wrote:
Har! How about:
“Bush and Gore: just use a Tampax.”
“Bush/Quayle 2000”
Please, please, please…
The Bush Brothers for President
The South Will Rise Again
What a bunch of ZEROS
Campaign 2000: Wow. Two Huge Non-Events In The Same Year.
Haha!! ROTFLMAO!!!
How about:
AL GORE: The world’s highest ranking pot smoker.
How about: Colin Powell, where are you?
This is a test of the electoral college system. This is only a test.
My uncle is selling bumper stickers on his website ( www.thinbrain.com ): read my lips, no new bushes.
(don’t even ask about all those stories on his website – he’s one of those Funny Guys – I just hope its not genetic)
My favorite is an oldy: Nobody for President,
Cause Nobody can do a good job!
Campaign 2000?? Puh-leeze…
“Bush and Gore: The Evil of Two Lessers”
“Bush and Gore: 300 million people, and this is the best we can do?”
“Don’t blame me, I didn’t vote”
Someone in The Nation classifieds was selling “Bush for Lawn Ornament” stickers.
You could always support the candidacy of Sparky the Penguin (of “This Modern World”)–“Because you could do a whole lot worse this year!”
I’ll just stick with “Nader 2000”.
Dr. J
Don’t throw away your vote. Vote Green Party.
Campaign 2000: Oh, no, not again…
“Two Wrongs Don’t Make A Right” ?
Campaign 2000. We dumped tea in the harbor for this?