What would make a good bumper sticker for the 2000 elections?

Well if George W. Bush chose Arlen Specter as his VP, then the stickers could read Bush n’…

Oh, never mind…

That was inspired.

Vote Gregory Peck in 2000!

sniff George “Dub-ya” Bush

Some ideas come to mind:

Bush 2000: Does the name “Hamlet” ring a bell?
Gore 2000: Sure he’s dull, but, well… Wait, I’m thinking
Campaign 2000: You may say to yourself “My God! What have I done?!” {with thanks to the Talking Heads}

Wake me when it’s over…

:wally

Campaign 2000: We’re out to prove that America doesn’t really need a President.

**“I’m banking on the Texas oil magnate to keep gas prices low!”

Gore: Over 1.2 Billion Chinese Served

Save the Forests: Elect the Oak Tree

Things Go Better With Coke

Election 2000: Whether Voting or Not, You Are Automatically Casting a Ballot for Incompetence.

Election 2000: I Voted For The Loser. He Won.**

If George W. Bush wins, it’ll be just like John Quincy Adams all over again. Except without that ridiculous beard that covered everything but Q.'s chin.