“I’ve got a backrub and a blowjob waiting for you when you get home.”
Here in the UK there was a TV/cinema ad campaign for a men’s anti-perspirant (“Lynx”) based on this exact theme. All the scenes were shot from a male point of view, as if the camera was the guy, and featured various stunningly attractive girls saying things they’d never normally say. It was quite wittily done. A selection from memory:
[Girl dripping wet having waited in the rain for guy to show up] “No, don’t worry about being late, it’s fine, I was probably early…”
“No, really?! I collect comic books too!”
“It’s so sexy when you play air guitar!”
“She meant nothing to you?! Oh, well if you put it like that I guess it’s okay”.
[Seductively] “I hope you don’t mind, but I invited my best friend to join us.”