What would you do? ( a survey)

You’re hiking in a relatively large state park in florida. You haven’t seen anyone all day. You round a corner to find about 20 people skinny dipping. These people are in no way modest about their lack of clothing.

would you…

A) Avert your eyes and keep walking.
B) Stare goggle eyed at all the naked flesh.
C) Strike up a conversation with them.
D) Get nekkid and join them.

I chose C and D (and boy was it fun)

B, C and D.

I’d probably do E) Make some smartass comment about “Oooh, look, nekkid people!” and keep on walking.

Call me a prude, but… A.

I might be the only one, but I’m of the opinion that the naked form… while natural and beautiful, is also sacred and intimate and should be shared only with the one you love.

I know… I sound like a loser.

What if you love everybody?

Then I guess you’re in luck my polygamist friend. :wink:

I’d try D, but I’d be afraid they’d all run away screaming–my self-esteem couldn’t take it. C might lead to D. B would make me feel stupid, but A would make me feel like I was insulting them by implying they weren’t worth looking at. So I think I’d nod to them, say hi, and walk on past while pretending I saw absolutely nothing unusual.

A and D

Scream “Alligator!!” so all the nekkid wimmens get out of the water and you can take a better look :slight_smile:

“A”, but bernse’ (bernse’s?) idea isn’t bad.

A. Simply put, I view the naked body as something confined only to things medical and sexual, and I don’t want my sheltered reality threatened by new information. (grin)

I would just treat them as if they were clothed. I’d strike up a conversation, and might even join them swimming (although I would most likely keep something on.) I say if you want to be naked, be naked.

What is the significance of this scenario being set in Florida?

carnivorousplant What is the significance of this scenario being set in Florida?
Funny I was thinking he was setting everyone up for something?

There isn’t a nudist colony down there is there???

I’d think they would be more concerned about Giant Leeches (which may also explain the Florida setting).

Or how about:

E, steal their clothing and hide it.

And,

D, make a quick call on the cell to the local Fox affiliate station to come cover the “Impromptu Nudie Hippie Pagan Bathing Festival”.

WTF?
If they ran away screaming when I dropped the ol’ trousers, my self esteem would go off the dial. :smiley:

D and C.

I love skinny diping.

Its even better with company.

First I would do B

Then depending on what I saw I would do A or D.

I rarely appear in public wearing shorts, so there’s no way I’d do D. But I’d feel funny just talking to them, and I don’t like talking to strangers anyway, so I’d go for A. Or F: turn around before anyone sees me and find another trail to hike on.