What would you do if you found out your teenage child was smoking?

[TBG]

@drewtwo99

That surprisingly works for a lot of things, but not porn.

-Catch a kid sipping dad’s beer? Make them drink one after another until they are up all night retching and vomiting.
-Hand in the cookie jar before dinner? Make 'em eat 4 bags of Oreos.
-Caught gambling in the school yard? Make them gamble all their allowance away with you until they are in debt and you have to break their thumbs because they can’t afford to pay up anymore.

but…

-Caught looking at porn on the computer? …making them watch a lot of porn ain’t gonna help :mad:

Make them watch bad porn. Yes there is bad porn. Lots of it. Like with fatties or octogenarians and stuff.