What would you do if you had a "perfect" body?

In My Humble Opinion
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I’m with think. I’m happy with what I’ve got. Lawd knows, I work hard enough to keep it this way. [sub]It may not be perfect, but I’m perfectly happy with it.[/sub]

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Exploit it for personal financial gain.

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What do you mean, “if”?

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What are ya’ll fantasizing for? Just go to Mexico buy the right supplements, watch what you eat, workout for 13 weeks(little longer if you are real fat) and you will have it. :smiley:

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Actually, forget everything I said before. I’d find all the women that answered “YES” here and make some cash! :smiley:

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I’d go shirtless more often.

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You’d make us pay?! :eek:

Lessee, I’ve US$16.62 and CN$1. Enough? :stuck_out_tongue:

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A dollar is a dollar, but for you…c’mere! :wink:
[sub]Maybe we could work out a trade for some cordial?[/sub]

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I was waiting for Who Would Think Do

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/Bill and Ted/
Excellent!
/B&T/

Bwahaahaa! Merc, I’m gonna take this line to ChiDope with me. I wonder if I can get a t-shirt made with this on it? :stuck_out_tongue:

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*Thinksnow, if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? :smiley:

I also think I look pretty damn good, courtesy of working my ass off in the gym five days a week (3 lifting days, 2 cardio). Perfection is an illusion because we all have little somatic idiosyncrasies that keep us from our pre-conceived notions of what we “should” look like. Just make the most of what you’ve got, and that’s all you need to worry about.

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Humm, as far as I’m concerned, I HAVE the perfect body:

  • It’s strong
  • It doesn’t break down very much
  • I can do the things I want to do with it
  • It delivers mind blowing orgasms with the drop of a hat
  • It will deliver a hell of a nasty kick to someone’s head
  • A bit of yoga and it limbers up nicely
  • It doesn’t rebel when I ask it to do something new, like skiing. (I just started down-hill)

Really, apart from my asthma, I have nothing much to complain about. So I suppose, if I had a PERFECT body, I wouldn’t use an asthma inhaler.

Al. :slight_smile:

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Dang goboy,

You do your part. Ever considered using HGH(human growth harmone) supposably in small amounts itcan make you feel younger, more energetic and with your workout regimend sustantial more muscle size and cut?

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I’d go around naked all the time. I’d throw away all my clothing except for a few pairs of obscenely short shorts, a few halter tops and some sexy, lacy underwear. I’d pierce my nipples and never, ever wear an under-wire bra again. :smiley:
Then get a record deal and go on tour with my band…damn, I’m gonna go do a few sit-ups now
~Kittie

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Sex. Lots of it, to make up for the long dry spell I’ve been going through. I’d lose the self-consciousness I feel about my body, and feel much more confident about approaching women, particularly those that were formerly “out of my league.” Since I’d have the perfect body instead of an average build (6 on a scale of 1-10, IMO), I’d probably get hit on a lot more than I already am.

I wonder … do very attractive men and women really have sex more often than us average folk?

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I’d fly to Canada and meet some of the SDMB sweeties.

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dress up in a revealing leather costume and rush from crime scene to crime scene protecting innocents and dazzling men–a la Batgirl :slight_smile:

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Do you wear hats often? (And if you do, how often do you drop it? ;))

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I wouldn’t care one way or another.

Heh, matt_mcl, until I saw “because that’s one of the sexiest pieces of clothing I’ve ever seen a guy wear,” I thought a girl posted that (didn’t pay attention to username). smacks herself for stereotyping

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nudity

lots of it in lots of innappropriate places

sporting events, church, funerals