You daredevil!
Travel more. Travel by myself. Travel to Mongolia and Siberia by myself.
Liposuction.
On a note of irony, I almost ran over a cyclist today, after my post, on the way home from the store. Though this particular daredevil was riding down the middle of the service road, between two very busy lanes of traffic. :rolleyes:
That’s very strange that you paired those two drugs together. LSD is almost the exact opposite of heroin: not addictive at all, few/no unpleasant side effects, no risk of overdose, no withdrawal symptoms, and no dangerous impurities (although AIUI most street acid is watered down these days).
I’d steal everything you have that I want, kill all those that piss me off or just. need. killin. I’ll make Buffet look like a pauper and do everything I think up.
Since the op says I do not have to fear eternal damnation or any laws of man, there is no bounds to my gluttony…
YMMV
I’d be naked most of the time. I’d be able to take a walk anywhere and any time. I’d have lots more sex.
I have already done much of the stuff already listed so I might have to push things a little.
I am not sure how far you can take the “no risk” idea but I would kill people and lots of them. They certainly wouldn’t be random. I would pick people like those that often end up in the Pit as a waste of human life because of heinous crimes. I would go to the funeral as well and delivery a eulogy (that is allowed right?). I would explain how some people may have loved him or her but circumstances dictated that they needed to go to Heaven to meet God. That is just a more eloquent version of the “He needed killing” mantra.
This brings up an interesting philosophical question: if there were no risk involved in murder, wouldn’t you be unable to murder the murderers, because then you’d be installing risks for their actions? Or does this assume that only you can suffer no risks from doing it?
lol I meant the OP more along the lines of “what do you avoid doing solely because of the risk involved, and not other reasons, and vice versa” than a magical get out of consequence free card. But a magical card might as interesting to explore.
Now that the rules lawyers are present and accounted for, I wonder what kinds of rules lawyering we could apply to physics and the laws of nature 
VRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Oops, flipped the car.
Another vote for skydiving. I did one dive (a tandem) once, and aside from the brief moment of sheer OHMYFUCKINGGODWHATAMIDOING!!! terror before exiting the plane, it was the most exhilirating experience of my life. But now that we have a kidlet, the wife strongly discourages me from such activities. She still lets me scuba dive, though.
Uh, define “no risk”…this isn’t going to be one of those Rod Serling catches where it’s like “No, there’s no risk of death if you jump out of this plane without a chute…[sub]it’s a complete certainty![/sub]” things, is it?
If not, well…like Shagnasty, there are probably a few felonies I’d like to commit. Maybe a treaty/convention violation or two, even.
Y’know, depending on the situation…or how serious my mood is. I might just want to put a smile on my face.
I’d kill people that need killing, fuck people that need fucking, do all the drugs I could get my hands on and go all the places I’m not supposed to go.
Shows you just how little I know about drugs!
I would just punch people in the face a lot…more.
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Well, I love my wife, but you can bet there would be a whole lot of 3-way action (she’d be a part of it) with prostitutes if I thought it was both emotionally and disease risk free. Condoms? Never heard of them in this scenario!
I would DEFINITELY get a gun. Currently I don’t have one because though we don’t have any kids, they are regularly at my house and no amount of guarantees, gun safes, etc. is worth the risk in my opinion of someone coming over unexpectedly when I have the gun out and forgetting to put it away. I have actually had nightmares about this…
The hot shit motorcycle racing thing…oh yeah!
Oh, and every meal will have pork in it! Homer Simpson was right; it is a magical animal (less the health issues). Ribs, bacon, ham, carnitas - 24/7
Add me to the list of telling lots of people how I really feel if there were no HR, legal, political, or social penalties for doing so.
Another one who would toss away the condoms for ever - if there were no STDs I’d do that anyway, not like I’m getting pregnant any time soon (lacking a womb and all). In fact I’d probably be in a sling down the sex club every weekend getting fucked by (at least) 10 guys in one night. Actually I think I have that film…
That’s kind of it really, no desire to do drugs or anything like that. Oh, actually I’d sky dive as well. I know it’s supposed to be less risky than crossing the road every day but I can’t bring myself to do it.
Oh yes, and shoot my ex boss right between the eyes. Believe me, the world would be a better place without her.
I’m just a bit surprised at the number of times skydiving is mentioned, implying there are many who shy away from it due to perceived risk.
The actual risk is really quite moderate. I believe something like one jump in 40,000 is fatal, and a strong majority of fatalities are due to clear violations of good procedure (IOW, most risks are understood and rather easy to avoid).
Without the risk, it seems both the excitement and the profit might be diminished.
I’m impressed that only the risk is holding you back from this. For many, the cost would be a serious issue.