What Would You "EAT" Your Shorts For?

In My Humble Opinion
1

You have heard the term(although I have no idea where it came from good GQ question huh) “If that happens I will eat my shorts”. Well let’s take it literally on this thread.

In otherwords what would have to happen that you would literally eat your shorts(bite by bite but you can use condiments to help you do it :smiley: ).

Well?

Examples

-“Winning the lottery”
-finding out something exist or not exist.
-seeing some sports phenomen(I almost sure I spelled that wrong)happen
-any other ones you can think of

2

I’d eat my shorts to have you and Uniball quit starting all these inane threads.

3

Do I at least get to wash my shorts first?

4

Me too. Hell, I’d eat Adam’s shorts for that…

5

If the Red Sox win the World Series before I die, I’ll eat my whole drawer full of drawers.

6

What/who would I “eat my shorts” for?

iampunha!!

7

I’d eat mine for *** ONE MILLION DOLLARS!***

8

I’d eat my shorts for a Klondike bar.