“Brains…brains…”
“Please Don’t Steal My Flowers”.
“I am not here” or “Space for rent”
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My personal favorite tombstone
“Do not open til Christmas.”
“X Marks the Spot.” And I want a pirate map leading to me stone.
By the way, the pics don’t show up for me in your link, MSU.
yeah, I know irken. Not sure what the problem is with snopes, sometimes they disappear for a while. Anyway, there was a seven line poem on the guys tombstone, the first line started with F, the second line started with U, well you get the idea.
Ahhh, ok. Thanks, MSU.
“What are you looking at?! Haven’t you seen a tombstone before?”
“I warned ya that she’d be the death of me, yet!”
“They buried me deep so I never have to hear “Where Are You Going” ever again”
You sound like my ex-girlfriend. In bed. Not talking about pizza.
As for a, heh, more serious answer, maybe:
“I need a manicure and a haircut.”
“Gotcha ya!”
Coincidentally enough, fark.com did a photoshop contest on this very subject today.
Me? I’d steal…er…borrow Blackadder’s idea: “Here lies Smeghead. And he’s bloody annoyed.”
Here Lies Scupper,
Passed Peacefully in His Sleep
After Rescuing Eight Children
From A Burning Building,
Accepting the Nobel Peace Prize,
And being nominated for an
Academy Award In the Same Day.
Not Bad for a Man of 133.
I’m not going to have a marker or stone. I want my ashes scattered.
In that wonderful cemetery in Savannah, there is a poet buried (whose name escapes me at the moment.) When he was living, he saw a ship on the Savannah River that interested him. The name of it was “Cosmic Voyager.” He looked in the newspaper to see where it was going and all that was written was “Cosmic Voyager – destination unknown.” And that’s what is on his stone. I really like that! His stone is actually a bench that encases his remains. He said that he wanted to have a place that people could sit and relax and drink martinis. There was a young woman doing just that when I found the site.
“here I sit brokenhearted tried to shit only farted”
“Here lies msmith537. He died the way he lived…fighting robot Ninjas in a monkey navigated rocket car.”