“smell you later”
</LIFE>
-AmbushBug
[sub]stolen from some photoshop contest, i think[/sub]
Well, this seems like as good a subject as any to make my first post on. I’ve been watching this thread, and I can’t believe no one has picked this yet (I’ve seen this somewhere, can’t remember where. If anyone can identify this…)
Here lies countzero…
(then, in much smaller font)
You’re standing on my chest.
cz
You do realize that your name should be changed to countone now, yes? 
Re: the OP
“Molecules come, and molecules go, I may look dead, but I’m still up an atom.”
“I’ve got this covered. You go live.”
or possibly
“Stop crying. I much prefer to look up the skirts of cheerful people.”
My earlier link appears to be fixed- but in case you couldn’t see it:
JOHN:
FREE YOUR BODY AND SOUL
UNFOLD YOUR POWERFUL WINGS
CLIMB UP THE THE HIGHEST MOUNTAINS
KICK YOUR FEET UP IN THE AIR
YOU MAY NOW LIVE FOREVER
OR RETURN TO THIS EARTH
UNLESS YOU FEEL GOOD WHERE YOU ARE
MISSED BY YOUR FRIENDS
Back in 5…
Cite!
The worst one I’ve seen was in West Point, Georgia. Old - long poem, but it ended with the phrase, “She stumbled on the path and the angels took her home.”
I swear to Og - anyone do that to me, and I’ll get special permission to come back and kick your butt!
I once saw a great tombstone in a large cemetary in Huntsville Alabama. The front had all the particulars (Names, pertinant dates) but the back? 
Gotta love it.
I went to a 21 car pile-up, and all I got was this lousy tombstone.
if you can read this, you’re standing on my tits.
My dead body lies under this stone
This spot’s taken - go find your own
I wanted to say that. D’oh! :smack:
More recently, I think, I heard Daniel Johns (of Silverchair) say that. Heh.
I’ll be back
or
I’ll save you a seat
or
I finally have all the time in the world, and I can’t get to the library!
or, on a plain, rectangular stone, in block letters
WELCOME
BANNED!
Here’s a picture of it:
Set the timer. Flip me in seven years.
“Avenge my death…”
Ctrl-Alt-Del
[sub]It means more if you can remember DOS machines.[/sub]
“It seemed like a good idea at the time.”