What would you name a College/University?

Congratulations!

You have become The Wealthiest Person in the World!

You want to start an institute of higher learning but it is lacking the all important three things:

A Name.

A Motto:

A Mascot.
What do you pick and why?

Name: Rocket Surgery’s College of Learnin’ an’ Stuff

Motto: Vos Perceptum Bonus Hic (You learn good here)

Mascot: A light bulb turning on.

Why: Why not?

One of my father’s Caltech stories involves a fictitious character named Cap’n Tex from the Sam Houston Institute of Technology. I like that, so that’s my school name.

Sam Houston Institute of Technology
Home of the Red Bulls
Wisdom, Honor, Sex in Single Beds.