10% maybe. Nobody likes me (and I don’t care).
Except in case of death or dismemberment*, 100%.
*See what I did there? See? See? 
Sex, drugs, rock&roll. All three are a given. 100%.
I’d like to say 100%, but I’m not the only one involved in the decision.
Of course -
The 88 year old man announces that he is getting married again. To a 23 year old.
One of his friends takes him aside, and says, “You know, with such a large age differential, sex presents a risk of, well, death!”
He replies, “Then I guess I will have to get another wife.”
Regards,
Shodan
The OP doesn’t restrict the question to assignations where cash doesn’t trade hands. Just sayin.
Same here except for the ‘pure’ part. 
Less than average, say, 25%. Haven’t seen my girlfriend since I moved here for work almost two years ago, and I don’t know if I’m ever going to make it back there again.
Don’t make me throw this honey badger at you.
I’d say pretty close to 100% - close enough that I wouldn’t want to have to invent the concept of epsilon and limits to see just how close.
Same here.
Better be 100%, or my wife’s gonna be pissed.
This, but I’ll hedge and say within the next week.
Are you saying the Old Wench[sup]TM[/sup] is Marilyn Chambers?
100%, if I can live to the weekend.
I’d have to be nuts to answer that question.
After 5 years of post-widowhood dating that mostly bored me or scared me, I’ve pretty much bagged the dating scene. And I don’t do one-nighters, no matter how itchy the itch gets.
Ergo, unless I somehow fall over Mr. Right in the street somewhere, I’d say probably zip zilch zero.
This is not to say I’m wildly happy about that projection. lol
I’m looking forward to it after I get home from my business trip.
I’m also looking forward to seeing how people respond for a second time in a day or two saying “See! I told you I’d get some!”
100%.
If I go to a certain party I was invited to this Friday night, between 300-1200%. 
Czarcasm, would this be a “party” in someone’s pants?
I’m thinking it’s more of a party in someone’s living room without pants.
I hesitate to type “100%” since there are no guarantees in life but…I’m married and my wife and I are still attracted to each other (in MANY ways) and we are both physically capable of engaging in that particular act so let’s say…99.9999% chance.