What would you say the chances are of you ever having sex again (after today)?

[JohnT]

@JohnT

Except in case of death or dismemberment*, 100%.

*See what I did there? See? See?

W00t!

[peg4x4]

0%
72,no partner,no interest anyways (now)

[AncientHumanoid]

Pretty good.

[Hershele_Ostropoler]

@Robot_Arm

If I just wanted sex, divorced from all sense of responsibility, companionship, and bonding, then I could go someplace where prostitution is legal. That doesn’t appeal to me.

As Charles Foster Kane probably said in a private moment, it’s easy to have sex, if what you want to do is have sex.

[Sicks_Ate]

@Sicks_Ate

Better be 100%, or my wife’s gonna be pissed.

It was 100%, for the record.

[Spiderman]

@Sicks_Ate

It was 100%, for the record.

I was wondering who was going to be the first to come back & confirm it. Congrats, you win something.

[Caffeine.addict]

Barring the unexpected, 100%. I’m 40 years old and married.

[OffByOne]

100%, as long as I still have hands!

[Penfeather]

@Robot_Arm

Everything I know how, which seems to not be enough.

Actually, that’s too flippant an answer to a sincere question. I kind of agree with Leaffan’s post. If I just wanted sex, divorced from all sense of responsibility, companionship, and bonding, then I could go someplace where prostitution is legal. That doesn’t appeal to me.

So you’re answering the wrong question; you don’t want sex, you want a relationship. Good.

[P-man]

My wife is of town until Sunday. Pretty close to certain it’ll happen by Monday morning.

[Typo_Negative]

My chances are pretty good.

[Habeed]

@kayaker

The OP doesn’t restrict the question to assignations where cash doesn’t trade hands. Just sayin.

You mean it’s possible to have sex where you aren’t either paying for it or playing a confidence game where you scam someone into doing you for free in the hopes of getting paid later?

[kayaker]

@Habeed

You mean it’s possible to have sex where you aren’t either paying for it or playing a confidence game where you scam someone into doing you for free in the hopes of getting paid later?

If only I was smart enough to understand this, I’m sure I’d laugh, or maybe knowingly stroke my beard and nod, staring into the middle distance.

[Cara_mel]

@Habeed

You mean it’s possible to have sex where you aren’t either paying for it or playing a confidence game where you scam someone into doing you for free in the hopes of getting paid later?

That’s a pretty cynical view. How bout because you love having sex and being close to someone? Best feeling in the world.

100%

[Robot_Arm]

@Penfeather

So you’re answering the wrong question;…

It was the question asked in the OP.

[Bullitt]

100%. 53, married and in love. Yeah, 100%.

We are best friends, we both enjoy it, and we each enjoy enhancing the other’s pleasure. It’s a very intimate act of expression, but it’s not just about the physical act. Sex without intimacy is just getting laid, having a simple roll in the hay. But being friends, enjoying each other’s company and having good conversations, doing things together whether it’s traveling to new places, seeing and experiencing new things, or just grocery shopping; and then to have a good sex life on top of that (no pun intended), it enhances the intimacy in our relationship.

[kambuckta]

0%. I’m single now and extremely happy being that way. After a marriage and a couple of serious relationships hence, I’m blissing out being by myself. The mere thought of going through all the effort to meet someone, get through the smalltalk and the preliminaries to finally doing the sexy thing bores me to tears to be honest!

Eternally celibate and grooving! kam!

[Your_Great_Darsh_Face]

@peedin

0%. And I don’t care.

Been peedin once too often, huh?

[AncientHumanoid]

@AncientHumanoid

Pretty good.

I was right, also.

[Bullitt]

@Bullitt

100%. 53, married and in love. Yeah, 100%.

To quote Sicks Ate, it was 100%. For the record.