My friend and I were discussing The Passion of Christ recently and how brutal it was. Someone wondered how it would go over on TBN’s Dinner and a Movie. The next question being what would you make with it? We came up, of course, with rack of lamb with cranberry chutney. Even better: Grilled Roasted Rack of Lamb in Red Mole.
Yum! Talk about your Body of Christ! 
Deffinately a full middle-eastern/mediteranian spread. Fallafals, warm pita bread, humous, sald with tomatoes and olives, baba-ganoush, maybe a couple of lamb kebabs. Though I’d rsther be watching Jesus Christ Superstar or Lawrence of Arabia.
Filet Mignon (Blood Rare)
Garlic Whipped Potatoes
Asparagus spears with tarragon vinegar
Flat bread
Of course an oakey Red Wine
Poltergeist- Fried Chicken
The Exorcist- Green Pea Soup (you had to see that one coming 
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Two Thousand Year Old Bread
Crack two eggs into a mixing bowl. Beat vigorously for 20 minutes. Add 1 cup flour. Beat vigorously for 20 minutes. Stir in 1 cup milk. Beat vigorously for 20 minutes. Add 1 package dry yeast. Beat vigorously for 20 minutes. Hang dough on two nails for several hours. If dough seems dry, add a little vinegar. When it is finished, take dough down and put it to rest in a stone pot. Leave for three days. Let rise.
*Soylent Green * - Ry-Krisps™ and beakers of murky lukewarm water.
Cool Hand Luke - Beer and hard-boiled eggs (couldn’t see *that * coming, couldja?)
Babe : Succulent Roast Suckling Pig
Bamby : Rack of Venison
etc.
Stand By Me – Blueberry Pie
Fried Green Tomatoes – Fried Green Tomatoes
“The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover” – Nah, why spoil it?
Wow. I’m flabbergasted.
I was certain by this point we’d have the obvious :
Silence of the Lambs - Liver, with fava beans and a nice chiante.
Alive - hmm… Spam, perhaps?
Chicken? Er, rooster, I mean?
Burnt sausage?
Parents – Whatever you find in the laundry bag.
What’s Up Tiger Lily?- An egg salad so good it will make you plotz
The Pit And The Pendulum, The House Of Wax, or most other Vincent Price Films- A wonderfully sophisticated ham seasoned to perfection
The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Fight Club- Meat Loaf
The Man With Two Brains- Brains in black butter
Waterworld- A flavorless and overdone turkey
Big Trouble In Little China- Porkchops, express
Resevoir Dogs- Ears seabright, duck ala orange, blondies