RickAir.
So I’m not original, sue me.
Stealing from a semi-famous John Cleese remark;
“Relatively Crash Free” Airlines, Ltd.
Or how about:
Hub 'n Spoke Air - We’ll get you to your destination today… Sometime … and by adding 1500 miles to your trip …
Chapter 11 Air - Free First Class tickets to the first 350 corporate attorneys in line.
Mass Transit Air - Buy an annual plane pass for only $650 and ride anywhere we fly - but only on the 15-stop flights that go through Toledo.
Air Enron - *Your ticket price is guaranteed - honest. Really. Trust us… *
Martha Stewart Airlines - Fly in style, correct color and in planes that are guaranteed to coordinate with your wardrobe. Just don’t be surprised if we sell your tickets at midnight with no warning.