I work at an airport and always like seeing the obscure air cargo carriers names, like Air Now and Cherry Air.
I would like to have my jets painted with a big cow on the tail and call it Dairy Air. How 'bout you?
Air What Does The ‘Wings Fall Off’ Button Do?
The first thing that popped into my head was Hot Air. I don’t know if the painted on flames would be popular.
There’s a German airline called Ryan Air, and I thought it would be amusing to rename it Air Ryan.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Look Ma, No Hands!
Air Whores One.
“The brothel in the sky.”
[sub]or did Clinton do that already?[/sub]
Thanatos Air Lines
It seems like we can’t even GIVE away tickets in Greece…
Well, there was Bob Newhart’s idea, The Grace L. Ferguson Airline and Storm Door Co.
Mine would be, of course, Robot Arm’s Random Charter Service and Straight Line Flying School.
Ryanair is based in Ireland and flies throughout Europe. I have worked on quite a few 737’s for them at my job at Boeing.
I think White Knuckle Airlines would be a good name.
Until a couple of years ago there was a Belgian airline called Sabena, and I used to long for the day they merged with Virgin and called themselves “Vagina”.
*Air Today, Gone Tomorrow[/]
A fly-by-night operation.
In the bearing world, INA and FAG bearings are as we speak merging (actually, I think INA bought FAG). One of the names being thrown around for the “new” company is FAGINA.
Is the Jordanian national airline called Air Jordan?
Big Ass Airlines where everyone would have a comfortable seat and leg room.
I have to go with the whole quate-makes-the-joke theme.
Jesus Christ Airlines - The Triumph of the Skies.
Great Planes, flying out of Chicago.
Here’s my ad for Darwin Air:
The weather is frightful, the runways are closed
(who cares, we’re going there)
Two of the engines on the aircraft don’t work
(too bad, we’re going there)
The pilot hasn’t slept in a month
(he can sleep on the way, we’re going there)
Baghdad’s been bombed, it’s not even there
(it may not be fair, but we’re still going there)
When you’re stuck at the airport and aren’t going anywhere,
remember Darwin Air
[chorus]we’re going there
even if we don’t all make it there
[/chorus]
U-Fly Airliner rental corporation. The slogan, “We leave the flying to you.”
One way flights only $49.99 + 10 cents per mile.
Resurrection Air
“We bring dead airplanes *back to life![/]”
(at least for awhile)
Cowboy Air
HOOO-WHEE!!! Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We just took off, and if y’all look directly behind the plane you can see the earth. Don’t worry, the wings were replaced yesterday. Now, which stunt maneuvers do y’all want me to do first?
[sub](Oh great, I’m staring to channel Wildest Bill.)[/sub]
cornflakes, I think he would say something more like, “Convince me you deserve to fly on my airline Air.”