What would your "Ask the..." thread be?

Ask the attention whore (I’m not really an attention whore, I just wanted to say that)
Ask the youngest (at the moment) Aerial Gunner in the Air Force.
That’s about all I got.

Mine was gonna be “Ask the guy who thinks all the ‘ask the’ threads are blatant attention-whoring (but still sometimes provide useful information).”

The Idle Thoughts The “Ask the…” Anthology

Jim