Greg Black
First name would have to be Mary or Marie - they tell people that you need to have something that sounds similar to your original name, or commonly used nickname to transition you so you will respond automatically to something other than your original name. [I sat in on a deposition of a lady in the witness protection program once.]
I suppose Rue [like Rue McLanahan] or Ruta [like Ruta Lee] could work better as I tend to get called by my nickname more than my original name. And Ruta Lee was fairly active in the late 50s and early 60s as a TV actress so I could be trailer trash of the time and claim my mom liked Ruta Lee [she thought she was so purty…] No real preference for a last name, they could do the flip through a phone book and drop a penpoint method as far as I care. Not too many of my original surname in the country [under 200 and we are all related] but pick something like <quick rummage> Wilson or Smallwood would work just fine. I could be one of those Wyoming County NY Smallwoods. There are only 15 pages of them:smack:
Yay my [del]porn name[/del] Witness Protection Name should be Ruta Smallwood, of Warsaw NY.
Since I am stuck in a wheelchair, they could give me SSD seamlessly and fold in medical by moving me from tri-care to something else, though I could really still be on tri-care if I was on SSD from a car accident that killed my navy husband. I would be pretty happy in small town USA somewhere as long as it had a good grocery store, high speed internet and cable TV, and a reasonable small 1 bedroom apartment that takes cats. North Carolina works for me - say in the Ashville or Winston Salem areas. Give me the 11 mph Bounder power chair and plunk me into a small apartment near the Harris Teeter and I would be just fine. Hm, Clemmons NC, with a 2 bedroom at Madison Hall for +/- 600 a month with a screen porch so I could get a roomie to split the costs with. Set me up with a Section 8 housing, an accessible momvan and I’m golden.
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Jacob was my grandfather’s name, and I like both nicknames for it.
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Jake and…?
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Yep. Sorry, I thought that was obvious.
Whenever I go out.
John Bigbooté.
Cuntfuck McNiggerWop. So nobody could ever page me.
Do you always believe what the people shout?
Regis Bucktrout.
I used to live near the intersection of Regis St. and Bucktrout St. in a small village and I’ve always liked the combination.
Probably Jennifer, as my real name is Jessica, and it would be highly suspicious to run in to a girl my age that’s not named Jessica or Jennifer.
31 - 37?
867-5309?
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Yep, 34 in April.
Nice. Called it based on a relative and some girls at work I know. Happy early birthday.
(Buffy Anne Summers was too obvious)
Remington Underwood, retired typewriter mechanic! How may I be of service?