Vernor’s Ginger Ale. I think I’ll send him a case o’ Vernor’s.
I promise to spell it right, too, UKULELE. And I’ll use a gold paint pen, so’s it’ll be Classy.
Like Awesome, I have not partaken of Ike’s wisdom and immense knowledge. Because of my computer’s importance to my life as a college student - and because it, too, helps me find things that enhance my knowledge and life (okay, that last bit might be stretching it a little 
), I have dubbed my computer Ukelele Ike. And decided to also honor the uke theme song by keeping a tulip in my dorm room next year if possible.
Christopher Robin Hood - he steals from the rich and gives to the Pooh.
May a 700 pound Hawaiian sing and play the ukulele at your next party.
progressive rock will come back…soon…maybe…
I just lit up a genuine Amsterdam Skunk Joint, and I named it Ukelele Ike 
I promise to roll his car window down next time I hurl.
naw… Hell, next time I WILL be the designated driver.
Destroyer of grammar
matser or typos.
Typo artist fo the world Untie!
I will dreamily murmur “Ukelele Ike…” as I drift off to sleep tonight.
I will endeavor to find a genuine “I Like Ike” button and wear it as often as possible.
What is this, some kind of freakout??
I already have a shrine to Uke in my living room, what more do I need to do?
Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
We’ve got a blind date with destiny…and it looks like she’s ordered the lobster.
I wrote a limerick for him:
There once was a poster called Uke.
He was as cool as a cuke.
But the cocktail that he,
Created for me,
Was so gross that it made me puke.
“I promise to write the name Ukelele Ike in every bathroom stall between Memphis & New Orleans, and then all over New Orleans.”
—You’re way too late on THAT one, dear . . .
I promise, at the next large demonstration I attend, to have a large red banner with the words
"ALL POWER TO UKULELE IKE"
writ large upon it. Will also post photo of same here in MPSIMS.
All I wanna do is to thank you, even though I don’t know who you are…
I shall drive down I-77 to Brookpark Road, park, and stand on the Brooklyn/Parma border, sip a whiskey and soda, and point at Parma while laughing, “Ha ha!”
To thank Ukelele Ike for creating a drink for me, I will find a picture of him from one of the SD get togethers and make it my wallpaper on my computer. And I’ll even change my screen saver to say “I like Ike”.
I will name my next romance after him. Let’s see:
“Love’s Sweet Ukelele”
“Sweet Savage Ike”
“The Ukelele Cowboy and Baby Ike”
“Kissing Ukelele Ike”
It’ll take me some time, but I’ll think of something.
I promise to spell ‘Ukulele’ correctly indefinately on this board.
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
-Charles Schulz
I will say his name ten times fast.
“UkuleleIkeUkuleleIkeUkuleleIkeUkuleleIkeUkuleleIkeUkuleleIkeUkuleleIkeUkuleleIkeUkuleleIkeUkuleleIke.”
Then I will gasp, and do it again. So there.
I spelt his name wrong on purpose as a homage to. . . um. . . his popularity on this board. Yeah, that’s it. You see the letter “e” is the most commonly used letter in the alphabet and Uke, he’s the most common. . …
No, that’s not what I mean at all. What I mean is that. . .that, uh, that people are alway mispronouncing his name. I hear it all the time on this board. Sure “Ukle Ike”, they say all the time. That extra “e” is a pronunciation guide.
This was very sweet of all of you. Thank you very much. And a BIG kiss on the lips for Arnold W.
(Sorry to let y’all go on for so long without showing any appreciation…I was away from the boards for a whole 36 hours. Hard to believe, huh?)
Carry on. Particularly those of you offering sex and/or free whiskey.
The next compound I synthesise will be AL-01251 aka Ukelele_Ike-omycin.