I’m not going too define wrost & best. You can do that yourselves.
Worst:
BRITNEY SPEARS TO UNDERGO COUNSELING WITH TOM CRUISE–INTERVIEW WITH BOTH ON LARRY KING
Best:
KATIE HOLMES GOES INSANE WITH JEALOUSY, KILLS SPEARS & CRUISE IN JEALOUS RAGE, DISCOVERS THAT CRUISE IS ANDROID & SPEARS A CYBORG–INSISTS ON CONDUCTING INTERVIEW WITH CAMPBELL BROWN WHILE BOTH ARE IN HOT TUB
"PRESIDENT BUSH RUNS AMOK, KILLS VP, CABINET, AND HALF OF CONGRESS WITH STOLEN TANK; SUPREME COURT SHELLED; ‘I did it for Jesus’, the President said upon leaving the tank and being subdued. Surviving Democrats refuse to talk impeachment. Surviving Republicans claim rampage is covered by executive privilege.