I’m usually good at spotting fake content, or sarcasm pages such as The Onion…but here I’m just not sure.
I personally vowed to never send another $ Cruise’s way after he was so high and mighty, such an obnoxious know it all, regarding taking medicine for clinical depression.
Is it his Scientology cult that makes him so weird? Or, when you have that much money I guess you feel you can do/act/say whatever…
“Tom to eat afterbirth!” This was the laugh-out-loud headline of my morning. Because of course I knew exactly what Tom they were talking about. I actually think this is probably a true story. The only proviso is that Tom has to eat it silently, without screaming or smacking his lips.
Some folks do indeed eat placenta, but the practice is usually associated with New Age, back-to-nature types, not with Scientologists. But few things about Scientologists can surprise me any more.
What the guy needs is a straight jacket. I normally wouldn’t walk across the street to watch one of his movies, but I’d pay to watch him eat the placenta.
Here is the relevant column by the big guy on the subject.
My take? Grill anything 'til it’s well done and smother it with marinara sauce and you can probably choke it down and I too wouldn’t put anything past those loons.
I’ve had haggis, I love raw oysters, and I like my over-easy eggs slightly under-cooked so the yolks are really runny.
I’ve given birth to two kids, and I’m an EMT. I’ve seen all sorts of gross stuff.
But eating placenta? :eek: Freaking disgusting. With a capital D.
Yeah, I’ve heard of the practice. Doesn’t make it any less gross.
This is why we need the vomiting smilie.
He also wants to eat the umbilical cord. I’m imagining having the consistency of overcooked calamari.
Oh well, it’s the closest to actually eating a woman that Tom will ever get.
Anyone else think that Tom Cruise is lining up to be the next totally nuts celebrity after Michael Jackson? and behind Tom in that line is Britney Spears.
I must say that I agree completely with this prediction. I will add that I think Lindsay Lohan is begining a mental downward spiral a la Britney. Did you guys hear how she FLIPPED OUT on jessica simpson for not saying thank you for a round of drinks? I mean I’m really excited about her going psychotic. I can’t wait.
But back to Tom Cruise. The man has to be stopped. Someone has got to stop him. Can we all hold hands and swear to each other than none of us will ever see any of his movies again? We can’t participate in this!
Yes, and with his hands behind his back… Bobbing For Placenta if you will. But first he needs to play Pin The Placenta On The Donkey, to be completed right before he fills a Playata with candy and wacks it with a stick.
