If Tom Cruise ate the placenta before the baby was born…
Then.
Then I would be suprised.
It was a joke. When you look at me that way, it was a joke.
In my book, T. Cruise has definitely been a distant second to M. Jackson, but gaining. Now if this is true, he just may have done a Seabiscuit and surged into the lead.
B. Spears is still a very distant third, but she is still in the race, shows no signs of tapering off, and later this year may just make it a threesome on the Platform, leaving all others behind in their dust.
If this catches on, I’m sure Betty Crocker will take notice.
I believe Tom said he intends to eat the entire baby, along with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
What did Sheen do to be as nuts as those other people?
Okay, I see he is a conspiracy believer with regard to September 11. And we know he likes the hookers. But I don’t think that puts him at Cruise or Jackson’s level.
Damn you! They don’t believe I’m working on my project if I suddenly bust out laughing for seemingly no good reason.
I kindly request you watch this in the future and be sensitive to those of us that are goofing off at work. 
He also mistook his live-in girlfriend for an intruder and shot her in the arm. Seen, like Jackson, isn’t just a nut but a public nuisance as well. The others are just nuts.
Whether or not it’s a joke, and knowing that yes some people DO eat placenta, this part gave me the heebie-jeebies.
Eew.
Well, he fooled us. It was a joke. But the baby is here, evidently.
Just so you know, I find this line highly amusing and intend to use it every chance I get. 
(blush) Aw, shucks…
Welcome! baby girl Suri. Good luck to you.
Interestingly, Brooke Shields had her baby girl, Grier, on the same day. 
Wow arch enemies have their children at the same time?!?!
This mean’s in 20 years there will be an epic battle between the Cruise and Sheilds babies as they vie for world domination. We are all doomed.
So - it was a joke…a really stupid, lame joke.
Heck, the president does that.
See, when you publicly say something like, “I plan to eat my newborn baby’s placenta and umbilical cord,” and then have to explain to the whole world that you were just kidding, it ought to clue you in to the fact that most people have no problem believing that you are just crazy enough to actually do it. Will Tom take the hint? My money says no.
No, it just sets up a lesbian version of Romeo and Juliet.
About the “all doomed” part? Pretty much, yeah.
Tom Cruise IS a placenta.
[Arnold Schwarzenegger on Conan O’Brien]
“YOU’RE a placenta! Aarrgghhh!”
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