If Tom Cruise ate the placenta before the baby was born…
Then.
Then I would be suprised.
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I thought I heard him on the Kevin and Beane show yesterday explaining that it was a joke.
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It was a joke. When you look at me that way, it was a joke.
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Anyone else think that Tom Cruise is lining up to be the next totally nuts celebrity after Michael Jackson? and behind Tom in that line is Britney Spears.
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In my book, T. Cruise has definitely been a distant second to M. Jackson, but gaining. Now if this is true, he just may have done a Seabiscuit and surged into the lead.
B. Spears is still a very distant third, but she is still in the race, shows no signs of tapering off, and later this year may just make it a threesome on the Platform, leaving all others behind in their dust.
If this catches on, I’m sure Betty Crocker will take notice.
I believe Tom said he intends to eat the entire baby, along with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
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Tom would have to get behind Charlie Sheen, IMO.
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What did Sheen do to be as nuts as those other people?
Okay, I see he is a conspiracy believer with regard to September 11. And we know he likes the hookers. But I don’t think that puts him at Cruise or Jackson’s level.
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Years until they’re wheeling Tom Cruise around on the Hannibal-Lecter-hand-cart: Two
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Damn you! They don’t believe I’m working on my project if I suddenly bust out laughing for seemingly no good reason.
I kindly request you watch this in the future and be sensitive to those of us that are goofing off at work. 
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What did Sheen do to be as nuts as those other people?
Okay, I see he is a conspiracy believer with regard to September 11. And we know he likes the hookers. But I don’t think that puts him at Cruise or Jackson’s level.
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He also mistook his live-in girlfriend for an intruder and shot her in the arm. Seen, like Jackson, isn’t just a nut but a public nuisance as well. The others are just nuts.
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He also wants to eat the umbilical cord. I’m imagining having the consistency of overcooked calamari.
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Whether or not it’s a joke, and knowing that yes some people DO eat placenta, this part gave me the heebie-jeebies.
Eew.
Well, he fooled us. It was a joke. But the baby is here, evidently.
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… he just may have done a Seabiscuit and surged into the lead.
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Just so you know, I find this line highly amusing and intend to use it every chance I get. 
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Just so you know, I find this line highly amusing and intend to use it every chance I get.
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(blush) Aw, shucks…
Welcome! baby girl Suri. Good luck to you.
Interestingly, Brooke Shields had her baby girl, Grier, on the same day. 
Wow arch enemies have their children at the same time?!?!
This mean’s in 20 years there will be an epic battle between the Cruise and Sheilds babies as they vie for world domination. We are all doomed.
So - it was a joke…a really stupid, lame joke.
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He also mistook his live-in girlfriend for an intruder and shot her in the arm.
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Heck, the president does that.
See, when you publicly say something like, “I plan to eat my newborn baby’s placenta and umbilical cord,” and then have to explain to the whole world that you were just kidding, it ought to clue you in to the fact that most people have no problem believing that you are just crazy enough to actually do it. Will Tom take the hint? My money says no.
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Wow arch enemies have their children at the same time?!?!
This mean’s in 20 years there will be an epic battle between the Cruise and Sheilds babies as they vie for world domination. We are all doomed.
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No, it just sets up a lesbian version of Romeo and Juliet.
About the “all doomed” part? Pretty much, yeah.
Tom Cruise IS a placenta.
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Tom Cruise IS a placenta.
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[Arnold Schwarzenegger on Conan O’Brien]
“YOU’RE a placenta! Aarrgghhh!”
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