He knows that no matter how sane and straight he acts people will still say that he’s a batshit insane repressed homosexual. So now he’s just fucking with us. I’d probably do the same in his situation.
That was years ago. However, interestingly enough, the girlfriend involved was none other than celebrity clam, Kelly Preston, aka Mrs. John Travolta. The one who claims that her suspected to be autistic son just has “Kawasaki’s disease”, even though none of his symptoms fit, and it’s not not something you have indefinitely.
It’s probably just all the Pynchon threads kicking around here, but now I wonder if CHarlie Sheen is actually engaged in some sort of secret guerilla war with the scientologists. The Preston shooting was just a skirmish.