[QUOTE=Honey]
Welcome! baby girl Suri. Good luck to you.
Interestingly, Brooke Shields had her baby girl, Grier, on the same day. 
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Hearing those names on the radio, I rolled my eyes at celebrity baby names, thinking them to be “Surrey” and “Gruyère”.
Seeing them spelt correctly, however, in no way makes them look better.
They should have gone with traditional names. Like, “Scout”. Or “Rumor”. Perhaps “Moon Unit Cruise” would be appropriate.
[QUOTE=h.sapiens]
See, when you publicly say something like, “I plan to eat my newborn baby’s placenta and umbilical cord,” and then have to explain to the whole world that you were just kidding, it ought to clue you in to the fact that most people have no problem believing that you are just crazy enough to actually do it. Will Tom take the hint? My money says no.
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He knows that no matter how sane and straight he acts people will still say that he’s a batshit insane repressed homosexual. So now he’s just fucking with us. I’d probably do the same in his situation.
[QUOTE=Lute Skywatcher]
He also mistook his live-in girlfriend for an intruder and shot her in the arm. Seen, like Jackson, isn’t just a nut but a public nuisance as well. The others are just nuts.
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That was years ago. However, interestingly enough, the girlfriend involved was none other than celebrity clam, Kelly Preston, aka Mrs. John Travolta. The one who claims that her suspected to be autistic son just has “Kawasaki’s disease”, even though none of his symptoms fit, and it’s not not something you have indefinitely.
[QUOTE=kingpengvin]
Wow arch enemies have their children at the same time?!?!
This mean’s in 20 years there will be an epic battle between the Cruise and Sheilds babies as they vie for world domination. We are all doomed.
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Quentin Tarantino will direct.
[QUOTE=BobLibDem]
But the baby is here, evidently.
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I understand that he rocked her to sleep by holding her in his arms and jumping up and down on the couch..
[QUOTE=Guinastasia]
That was years ago. However, interestingly enough, the girlfriend involved was none other than celebrity clam, Kelly Preston, aka Mrs. John Travolta. The one who claims that her suspected to be autistic son just has “Kawasaki’s disease”, even though none of his symptoms fit, and it’s not not something you have indefinitely.
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It’s probably just all the Pynchon threads kicking around here, but now I wonder if CHarlie Sheen is actually engaged in some sort of secret guerilla war with the scientologists. The Preston shooting was just a skirmish.