A lot less than you think, and a lot of it will actually feel good to do. I can’t help you get back to the majority, what with you being wrong about everything and all ;), but I can offer some pointers that will at least get you back to the loyal opposition and maybe make it so you stop losing congressional seats and governors’ offices.
Cast out the Chompskyites: It’s possible to have had a problem with the President’s choice to choose Iraq as the next military choice in the war on terror without being disloyal. I’m proud to say that both of my senators, among the most liberal in the country, have been fine examples of a loyal opposition. But that’s not what your party did. The second Dean started to get any traction, you turned the rhetoric of the party over to the anti-American Chompskyite assholes. Completely apart from it being disgusting and wrong on its face, you addled the candidate you eventually nominated to the point where he voted against funding a troop authorization he had previously supported, which denied him the opportunity to portray his earlier pro-war vote as a principled change of mind instead of a flip-flop. By the time the convention rolled around, you had relegated Mrs. Clinton, one of the true rock stars of your cause, to a tiny role introducing her husband at least in part because she wasn’t anti-American and anti-Military enough. Mistake.
You ever want to win an election again? Find the anti-Americans and tell them to get right or get out. How can you find them? If someone clicked on Kos at any time after his “screw ‘em” remark, that’s your guy. Likewise, someone who refers to suicide bombers as “martyrs” has no place in civilized society. Kick them to the curb.
When the Republicans ostracized Buchanan after he ruined things with his primary challenge and convention speech in 1992, some party insiders and no end of pundits worried that it would cost the party votes. It didn’t. The vast majority of his supporters, when told to get right or get out, got right. People take criticism more seriously when it comes from a friend. And the ones who didn’t get right were overwhelmed by the new people who came in to the party. The same will be true of the Democrats and liberalism if you take my advice. And you’ll feel a lot better not having to abide those guys any more. Trust me.
Americans don’t much like dictators: That phrase will doubtless get a bunch of people in here to claim George Bush is a dictator. Treat those people like they’re in the above category – everything Bush has done has been well within the normal course of well-established law, and most of it was done after a broad, bi-partisan vote. Massachusetts Chief Justice Margaret H. Marshall, on the other hand, is a dictator. The era of judge-made law is over. Lament it if you want, look back fondly on the good things the prior era allowed, but realize it. The American people are done being told what to do by unelected officials. You are free to pretend that all those people who voted for anti-gay marriage amendments are religious bigots and idiots; a lot of them are. But consider this: in Ohio 400,000 more people voted for the ban than voted for President Bush. It passed in Oregon, which Senator Kerry won, and again got more votes than the President (or Senator Kerry). Same in Michigan. When an amendment comes up in Massachusetts, it will pass there too. An awful lot of those votes weren’t about bigotry, or even opposition to gay marriage. They were about being ordered rather than persuaded what to do. Americans don’t like it. I’m telling you this as a friend on this particular issue– I support same-sex marriages, not just civil unions. Future wins for liberalism on this issue or elsewhere will come at the ballot box, not from the bench. This is also an opportunity. Once more liberals realize that they can’t sit on their asses and wait for a judge to do their work for them, they’ll get more active and start trying to persuade the other side rather than demonizing them. Succeed, and not only do you get what you want you get to live in a country where most people agree with you.
Lose the hate: Osama is evil. Hussein was evil. George Bush is not evil, he just disagrees with your world view a lot. You guys made the same mistake with Reagan (full disclosure – back then, it was “us guys”). It cost you, and it’s been costing you for almost 30 years now. Hate the sin, love the sinner and all that. This ties in with the dictator thing above. Your wins will come at ballot boxes, not benches, and telling someone how evil he is has about the effectiveness as a Chick Tract in terms of gaining converts.
New vocabulary word: Accountability: One of the core tenets of liberalism is to take more of the peoples’ money (at least more than is being taken now) and redistributing it somehow. Obviously I disagree with that, but not everyone does. What everyone does disagree with is throwing their money down a rathole. And that’s what people, correctly or not, think happens to a lot of the discretionary budget. Accountability is going to be the new watchword for the next couple of decades. Just as corporations adopt Sarbanes-Oxley and bring in black belts to measure everything in the plant, government will have to do a better job of knowing when it is doing a good job and when it is doing a poor one. That’s the crux of NCLB – “you want this big pot of federal money? Prove it’s helping students.” Quibble if you want about whether the specific measurements are appropriate – that’s good, loyal opposition and will help the process for everybody. But realize that each and every time you want to expand spending, you will be expected to have an accompanying measurement regime so that people have a scorecard to let them know if the announced goals are being achieved. Again, this is a good thing for your side, too. It’ll help you achieve your actual goals, reduce waste and maybe even prevent some of those unintended consequences which always accompany change (on either side).
Grow the tent, just a little: Liberals are pro-choice. That’s fine; in fact, I’m pro-choice too. But you’ve become so pro-choice that you’ll brook no dissent whatsoever. That’s unhealthy, and it works against you gaining majorities. Box out opponents to first-trimester abortions, fine, but realize that there are a lot of people – including liberal people – who recognize the obvious and indisputable fact that a fetus becomes a child at some point and believe that that point is not necessarily when the doctor spanks it. Realize, too, that for some people a woman’s right to choose includes their right to choose to see their fetus as a baby and they want legal protections for their choice, too. Not all slopes are as slippery as you think, and little give on some issues could gain you tons and tons of people.
And that’s about it, I think. See? Mostly painless.