What's going on with guys who sound like "Boomhauer" (character from King of the Hill show)?

As noted in the Wiki page, Boomhauer is from the same town (the fictional Arlen, TX - most closely based on Killeen although the Dallas suburbs or any medium sized city on the I35 corridor between San Antonio and Dallas would probably work) as Hank, Bill, and Dale. None of them speak that way, so it clearly isn’t just a regional accent. Or if it is, it’s obviously not a central / north Texas accent. FWIW there was one episode where he visits his grandmother, who he refers to as “meemaw”, and who speaks the same way. Maybe even though Boomhauer himself doesn’t have a speech impediment, perhaps a grandparent / great grandparent did, and that way of talking just got passed down in the family.

ETA: Looking it up, “meemaw” seems to be especially common among Cajuns. Perhaps Boomhaur’s family was originally from the Cajun areas of Louisiana before they moved to Arlen.

Nope. Because Bill is a Cajun from Louisiana. There’s a whole episode about it.

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My brother, the pain in the ass, has a speech pattern very close to Boomhauer’s. The family suspects too much substance abuse while attending the University of Illinois and the fact that he’s lived in Texas for the past three decades or so could be a contributing factor.

I worked with a guy a couple of decades ago, who honeymooned in Acapulco. [NB: We’re both Californians.] In addition to an intoxicated woman from Nebraska or someplace, which he mimicked, he met a guy who totally talked like Boomhauer. (And he could mimic that pretty well.)

In the '90s I was watching a documentary on the Civil War wherein was interviewed a ‘refined Southern woman’. I don’t remember if she was from Charlotte, or Atlanta. The thing that sticks in my mind is they way she pronounced ‘War’. She said, ‘WO-wah’.

That’s the Ken Burns one.

Single syllable words are often drawn out to multiple syllables.

Hear it all the time.

It wouldn’t have sounded quite so strange if she’d said ‘WO-uh’. It was the ‘WO-wah’ that was ‘unique’.

I think it’s mostly the accent. What gets me is local northerners speaking incomprehensibly. I guess is mostly due to speaking softly and mumbling.

The first sign of hearing loss is the increasing perception everyone around you is doing just what you say. FYI, just sayin’. But trying not to mumble about it.

There were people I couldn’t understand in London. And I grew up watching a lot of British TV on PBS.

Ah, but Cockney is very much a city accent, localized on the East End of London.

Maybe I’m thinking more of the way the Yorkshire Dales people speak.

Boomhauer Trivia: In the final episode it is revealed he is a Texas Ranger. But he is never show in uniform or any other clue about that. Weird.

The Boomhauer way of speaking reminds me of Gerald as seen on the semi-documentary Clarkson’s Farm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLj_GARcO20

I just ran across a clip of Hank, Dale, and Bill speaking in “Boomhauerese” while Boomhauer speaks normally. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdyGfiIirD8

I’ve never met someone who has all of Boomhauer’s speech characteristics, but I’ve talked with plenty who have most of them. There’s a couple things at play above and beyond the simple accent. The unfiltered stream-of-consciousness is one thing, which leads to some of the scatterbrained incoherence. Then you pair that with verbal tics like “man” or “dang it” and you have another layer. The one that really gets me is the thoughts that only expressed about 80% of the way before just stopping or moving on to the next thing with an awkward mumbling transition. It’s all very ADHD.

I wonder if it was on purpose that Boomhauer looks a little like Mumbles from Dick Tracy.

IIRC, and I might not, it’s at least implied in the show that he was wounded in the line of duty and is living off his pension.

Also, while Boomhauer is not a substance abuser, it’s possible that Mike Judge got his accent from one.

I was fed that clip as a Facebook Reel last night. It is from this Rashomon-style episode: