Art imitates life. Life imitates art.
If anyone has spent some time in the south they’ll bump into a middle aged guy who rambles on and on. It’s not only his flow of thought that is disorganized. But the way words flow out his mouth also. A lot of what he say is incoherent.
Why does this appear to be a mostly southern thing? I seldomly come across guys like this in the north, or women anywhere. Is it a speech impediment? Could their brains be fried from substance abuse?
Oh my. You’re getting on the naughty list. 
It may be the southern drawl. Or you’re just meeting some dummies.
Womens southern speak might come out as more refined. Altho’ I’ve heard some really red neck sounding women.
Side effect of listening to too much country music. It kills your brain cells.
Oh no, now we’re both on the naughty list!
But what about Dolly? 
She is the exception to every rule. 
This is true.
Who’s “Boomhauer”? Cites are your friend.
Dude, for something that would take you, what, 2.3 seconds, that’s on you. It literally took you longer to complain than look it up.
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No it was a reasonable and short question. Your reply was not reasonable.
Please don’t do such again.
Thank you @Wendell_Wagner for the informative reply.
Also I moved this from Cafe Society as it really doesn’t belong there.
I grew up in the south and didn’t know many people with the “Boomhauer” accent… but when I went to boot camp we had a Cajun/Creole/whatever recruit in our division and holy crap I could barely understand a word that dude said.
I don’t think it’s a speech impediment or substance abuse or anything like that. That’s just how they learned to speak as children (and the educational system failed them and never helped them correct it.) They’ve never left home, everyone in their hometown understands them, and it’s never been a problem.
For a long time, there were a lot of places in the south that nobody ever moved to, so there were never any outsiders to ask “hey dude what the hell are you saying?”
The schools may have let them down. I couldn’t say.
My understanding is your dialect, accent and inflection is part of your heritage. Short of having everyone speaking different languages the acceptance of their normal way of speaking is how it’s done. Now.
I don’t remember Boomhauers way to speak. But I ran and listened to bit of it.
Totally a made up speech style.
I know what country, redneck, cajun speech sounds like.
I’ve been accused speaking very southern. With a stutter and halting speech I’m hard to understand.
If you really cannot understand someone either tell them to slow down or fake understanding.
Just hope it’s not your pharmacist or physician.
I think, don’t know for sure, any southerner in the same socio-economic level as any northerner shouldn’t be any more dumb.
It’s all a matter of what your ears are used to hearing.
They don’t speak fast down here, rambling or not. More commonly you’ll be interrupted by a Southerner reminding you “son, you hear how slow I’m talking? Well, that’s how slow I’m listening.”
Nope. It isn’t made up. In fact, I think King of the Hill did an excellent job imitating the speech style I was referring to. And it is much more than a southern accent. It is a distinct way of communicating.
I read once that Mike Judge based the voice/accent on a message left on an answering machine, in a complaint about a show (maybe Beavis and Butthead?). So it’s probably pretty unique. FWIW I’ve traveled a lot in the U.S. and I’ve never heard anyone talk like that.
That’s the characters personality.
It would’ve worked with a rural cockney accent, I bet.
Yeah just ran into it in Phoenix, the driver of the van from car rental return to the airport. A bit manic stream of consciousness too. Not just Southern.
I’ve been living in Arkansas for a little over 24 years and I still run into people on occasion I have a hard time understanding. A few years back I felt like a foreigner at Walmart when I tried using a gift card to pay for something.
Me: [Hand gift card to cashier after she told me the total price]
Cashier: Relow?
Me: Pardon me?
Cashier: Relow?
Me: I’m sorry, I don’t understand.
Cashier: [Visibly Annoyed] Relow?
Me: [To my wife, a native Arkansan]I don’t understand her, do you?
Cashier: [Taking time to enunciate]Reload?
Me: Reload what?
Cashier: Do you want to put additional funds on your gift card?
Me: No, thank you.
I saw a tiktok that had videos of people in Oklahoma talking, and many sounded like Boomhauer. So I’m wondering if Boomhauer has an Oklahoma accent.
I searched up some Boomhauer clips. This one was especially informative to me …
He’s got three things going on:
It’s pretty rare to find all three of those in one person. In particular country / southern and “fast” don’t often occur together in the wild. I’ll suggest that accent fits better in e.g. OK or northern TX than the more syrupy molasses in January pace of MS, AL, or rural FL.
I used to work with a guy who was a no-kidding cracker from smalltown rural FL. I swear he was the laziest human I’d ever met. He’d only pronounce the first syllable of any word, and stop before he got to that syllable’s trailing consonant. Anything more was more work than he was willing to put in.
Sorta the polar opposite of Boomhauer who actually has decent enunciation of many, but not all, of his words.
As to the stream of consciousness…
For me at least, that’s goes totally with excess substance abuse. As can do fast as well. I have a friend with fast stream of consciousness due to massive drugs past and present. But he’s Latin American and everything is filtered through a thick Spanish-as-first-language filter. He’s a right bitch to follow once he gets going.