What's heaven like? TWO!

Great Debates
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Based off of this thread: What’s heaven like?

While I got some great responses, I suppose I should rephrase the question to get the response I’m aiming at.

If you met a visitor of Earth who was from heaven, how would he/she describe heaven to you?

Now one is forced to assume that heaven is NOT some other state of being and that we retain our flesh bodies.

How would this person answer questions such as: Are there weapons in heaven? If not, is there skeet/trap? What about the firearm enthusiasts? And again, is there poker? How? etc.

How could this person possibly describe a heaven? Is it possible?

Art

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sorry.

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In Heaven, the police are British, the cooks are French, the engineers are German, and the women are Italian.

In Hell, the police are German, the cooks are British, the engineers are French, and the women are Italian.

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Hmm… I knew it was trouble to reopen this topic.

Maybe it’s just a common misconception that heaven is a perfect place. I guess it doesn’t have to be. If problems such as finances, resources, religion, etc (all the crap we’re killing each other down here for) do not exist in this place, then it is a great improvement over Earth. Therefore, everyone can keep their identity and free will. Nobody will have a reason to kill anybody else.

Now, if we have free will, then it is a possibility to kill or steal or commit a crime I suppose… I can only imagine it is a rare event, easily remedied (unlike now), and accompanied with appropriate punishment/education to the lawbreaker.

Seems like this could be heaven to me.

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Since heaven is imaginary, why not think of it however YOU want it to be? In my heaven there are lots of naked women. Lots.

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Heaven for me would have the cooks be Italian and the men British.
:smiley:

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The difference between Hell and Heaven is which end of the pitchfork you’re on! :smiley:

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