One container of six cups of Luigi’s Italian Ice (purchased by myself from the frozen food section of the grocery store last July during a prickly heat fit)
Two packages of Byrd’s Eye corn on the cob ( circa 1999)
One package of Gordon’s Fish Fillet ( You would need to use carbon dating on this object to determine age.)
A piece of unidentifiable plastic ( probably came off the inside of the freezer somewhere. It’s still in there because because the minute I throw it away, the freezer will quit working costing me a big repair bill.)
One unfinished McDonald’s McFlurry ( aproximately 4 months old)
Tortellini, ravioli, meatballs, burritos, waffles, chicken breasts, ground beef, every kind of vegetable, ice, assorted juices, about ten packs of bacon, chorizo, hot wings (Yes, frozen for when I’m lazy. I’m so ashamed.), fish sticks, pork loin, pot roast, tater tots and french fries.
I’ve got a half-empty package of mini corn-dogs, some chicken drumsticks, two empty ice cube trays, two or three packages of frozen vegetables, and a Little Caesar’s Pizza Kit.
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[li]16 taper candles (green, blue, white, black) - in case company stops by and I need to set a nice table.[/li][li]4 emergency candles (power goes out often)[/li][li]4 containers of ‘Blue Ice’ for the ice chest[/li][li]2 unopened bags of bird seed (to kill any larvae)[/li][li]1 bag of millet (see above)[/li][li]6 cookbooks in freezer bags (neighbors were evicted, their landlord fumigated, and now we have a bug problem :mad: )[/li][li]4 paperback novels in freezer bags (see above)[/li][li]4 trays of fresh ice cubes (since I am the only person who knows the secret formula :rolleyes: )[/li][li]2 bags of frozen corn[/li][li]2 bags of frozen peas[/li][li]2 pie shells[/li][li]1 aluminum foil-wrapped chunk of hamburger (no date marked :eek: )[/li][li]1 pound of butter[/li][li]1 frozen pizza (four cheese)[/li][/ul]
orange creamy bars
about 187 baggies of tomatoes from my garden
a buffalo steak
cheese ravioli
dreyers brownie icecream
one of those squishy cold pillow thingies for muscle pulls
icepacks for the cooler
fresh ginger
chilies from my garden
cooking chocolate
a very old chicken burrito
several containers of unidentified science projects.
1 ancient personal size supreme pizza (that I will never eat)
hamburger meat
corn dogs
cajun fish fillet (that I will never eat)
one empty ice cube box
one half empty ice cube tray
half box of popcorn shrimp
bagels
**one huge bag of sausage/cheese/egg breakfast biscuts bought at a bulk store
**one huge bag o’ boneless skinless chicken breasts w/ rib meat bought at a bulk store
** reason why fiance does not get to grocery shop alone anymore
for bonus points: in my fridge are
an assortment of condiments
cheese
**one huge bag of turkey slices (that need to be thrown out)
water filter pitcher
Let’s see here…5 full ice trays, 8 bags of garlic bagels, 6 loaves of bread, 2 bowls of unidentifiable leftovers, a plastic grocery bag full of lunchmeat, 3 huge packages of large tortillas, and a couple of loaves of french garlic bread.
I keep all the meat and stuff in the big freezer.
THAT one has 1 tukey breast, 6 packages of boneless, skin;ess chicken breast, 4 packages of boneless beef ribs, 2 packages of boneless pork loin (I don’t like bones), at least a dozen 1-2 pound paxkages of ground chuck, 2 or 3 packages of steak of various cut, 9 pizzas (half pepperoni and half sausage), 3 pounds of orange roughy, 3 pounds of swordfish steaks, 2 pounds of crab meat, 2 roasting chickens, 15 loaves of bread dough, 4 dozen frozen rolls and 6 freezer packs for the beer coolers.
There may be more but I got too damn cold standing here looking.
Yeah aha, I’m a party animal. The only reason the Pizza Kit is in there is because I had to buy one. It was for a fundraiser for my daughter’s pre-school. Kinda makes the freezer look fuller, though.
I’ve changed my mind about where I’ll be dining, too. I’m going to xploder’s house. He’s a little closer, anyway.
Hmm lets see.
2 empty ice cube trays
empty ice bin. (I’m gonna kill my kids, those little ice cube moochers)
1 stick of chorizo
2 baggies with chicken thighs.
1 bag of brussel spouts
2 loafs of bread
A pack of hot dog buns
A pack of hamburger buns
Hamburger patties
some mexican cheese
A gel pack
2 gallons of ice cream
Fudgicles
french toast
pancakes.
6 pizzas
That’s just in the inside freezer. you don’t want me to start on the outside one
Seven cans of FCOJ.
Three partially used bags of gourmet coffee.
A bag of frozen green beans.
Two sticks of butter.
A gallon of java almond fudge ice cream (partially eaten).
Two trays of ice cubes.
About a dozen Pedialyte popsicles. (I don’t have kids, at least not that live with me.)
Two fruitcakes.
A thingy of frozen Pillsbury cookie dough.
An “M&M” lunchbox coldpack.
Two bags of cranberries.
A mostly-finished gallon of peach ice cream.
At least two boxes of Tyson breast tenders.
A half-used box of Mrs. T’s pierogies.
A Tyson chicken cordon bleu.
Some freezer-wrapped chicken tenders.
Some frozen peas from my mom’s garden.
About a pound and a half of badly-wrapped ground beef.
Five boneless, skinless chicken breasts.
And a few more things in the corner that are too far back to see – could be some frozen broccoli back there.
A lot of this stuff is at least a year old and some of it as much as four years old. I obviously need to clean out the freezer.
