A can of Coke.
Frozen crumpets to toast for breakfast this morning.
Lobster ravioli that was on sale last week. I poured a little butter and rosemary sauce over it and made my family very happy.
A nice, cold Shiner Bock.
The extra Whopper I got from taking my grandma to lunch today. Only ordered one, but they accidentally gave me a second one for free. (I didn’t want to embarass the clerk by telling her about it.)
Kinda nasty when microwaved, actually.
The last of my Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies from the freezer.
diet, with Lime. :rolleyes:
A carrot for gnawing at while I surf the Dope.
Mmmm… Pizza Rolls…
Leftovers; barbecue pork spareribs (St. Louis-style), boneless-skinless orange-dijon chicken thighs, and roasted white, sweet corn on the cob.
A bottle of Coke, which I opened, poured the contents into a glass, and threw on the floor.
Caffeine should be on the list of controlled substances.
The last 5 things were all cans of Miller Lite.
Diet Pepsi with Lime. Drinking it right now.
Ginger beer.
Ice cubes, for a pineapple/orange juice blend.
Ice cubes, for my water. I’m very serious about my ice water.
Freezer: Old chicken stock, to melt and throw away, clean the container for the new stock I just made.
Fridge: Cold water, to drink.
the bottle?
the coke?
the glass? 
I just ate a bowl of ice cream.
Fridge - Milk to put in my cup of tea.
Freezer - Pork Medallions, not to put in my cup of tea.