What's in your purse right now?

I switched purses since the last purse contents thread. Let’s see what I have in the current purse, which is a bit smaller:

Key chain, which has, in addition to my house and gym lock keys, a Bleach key ring, a mini library card, my gym membership card, and my Ralphs and Suncoast loyalty cards.
Cell phone
Bottled water
ATM card
Dental insurance card
Work ID and keycard, on my lanyard from last year’s Anime Expo
$6 cash
checkbook
pay stub
receipts from Target, Borders, Starbucks and Jack in the Box
iPod
pink Dr. Grip pen
hand wipes
pocket size Bath & Body Works anti-bacterial hand gel, Japanese Cherry Blossom scent
Bath and Body Works Aromatherapy hand cream, Tranquil Mint scent
student loan payment, patiently waiting to be mailed after payday
birth control pills - I forget to take them if I don’t carry them around
makeup bag containing pack of mini makeup brushes, compact with regular mirror and magnifying mirror, lip brush, Weleda Skin Food moisturizer, Blistex lip ointment, and Burt’s Bees Lip Shimmer in Raisin
Target store brand ibuprofen, 200 mg (I keep the 600 mg stuff on my bedside table, in its childproof container)
folded purse-size hair brush
2 hair elastics, 1 black, 1 white
small tube of Neutrogena Ultra Sheer Dry-Touch Sunblock, SPF 55
tissues
purse-size Secret antiperspirant
3 Halls cough drops
1 butterscotch candy
business cards for L.A. LimoBus and SoCal Tents & Events (I am helping plan my cousin’s wedding, which will be in 2 weeks)
free iTunes download cards for the songs “Yes, I’m Cold” by Chris Bathgate, “I’m Amazed” by My Morning Jacket, and “The Box” by Johnny Flynn
a piece of paper with my ex’s mailing address, so he can get copies of the Princess’ report cards mailed to him by her school

I am only answering to confess that I just had a MAJOR clean out prompted by this thread. My handbag is not huge but its contents may make it sound otherwise. Apparently I frequently put things in there and forget about them.

DEEP BREATH

Keys
Name tag
Lipstick and Lipgloss (I would use either one less then once a month! Why are they there?)
Eclipse mints
A small torch (flashlight)
A bic lighter

and that is just the small zipped pocket on the front.

If you ever crash on a deserted island just hope you have my handbag with you for the food content alone!

Small can of lemon pepper tuna (WHY??)
A giant pineapple lump
1 small packet of scroggin
1 small packet of chips
Eclipse mints
Chewing gum

Non food related items;

A swiss army knife
A notepad
3 pens
A keyring sized game of Operation
A wallet (drivers licence, ATM card etc)
A spray can of ‘Impulse’
A Bic lighter
Olay moisturiser
A cheque book (that’s where that went!)
“Feminine” products- quite a few of both external and internal varieties (apparently I like to be very prepared)
Tissues
Mascara
AA batteries
A small Tweety bird (where did that come from ?!?)
A parent-teacher interview form
LOTS of receipts and other bits of unneeded bits of paper

Oh and right down the bottom a gift voucher I had forgotten about!

Well that is what WAS in there.