Ladies, empty your purses.
Gentlemen, turn out your coat pockets.
[sub](Whoever has the gun is the murderer.)[/sub]
Me? I have car keys in my left pocket, along with some spare change. In my right pocket, my cellphone (only because sitting with the belt clip is kinda uncomfortable). In my “cargo pocket” I have my checkbook. Back pocket, wallet.
What about you?
If I were not in pj’s (it is getting late-ish here on the east coast), I would have:
[sub]UniBall .5mm Medium-tip Black ink pen in my right pocket
3.5" 1.44 Megabyte floppy disk in my left pocket
No Fear leather wallet in back right pocket with chain on front right belt-loop[/sub]
I travel light 
In mr pants pockets, I have a wallet with $117 dollars in it.
In my coat I have 19 quarters, Altoids, dental wax, and chapstick.
Black uniball fine tipped pen, medicated chapstick, and usually 50 cents or so for snack machines at school.
Damn you…you made me count…$110.
Keys right front.
Black pen left front. Change when I get some, I leave the apt every day without any.
Wallet left rear.
Daytimer in hand. With checkbook inside.
That sums up the every day stuff. Cell phone right hip, but not every day.
Front left- keys
Front right-cash and change
Back left-wallet and usually a utility knife and pencil
Back right-empty
I never leave the house without my housekeys, Metrocard, lip balm, and wallet. I’ve forgotten each of those things at least once and regretted it. Taking a train: add something to read. Going to work: add building ID, day planner, and usually lunch.
Used to be I carried everything in my pockets, but now Gunslinger’s bought me a purse, so:
Right front pocket:
Swiss Army knife (which was also a gift from Gun)
Left front pocket:
MS State credential holder thingy, with my school ID, a phone card, and a piece of paper with emergency phone numbers in it. It has an attached keyring, which holds my dorm key, my PO box key, and a keychain Gun made me with a picture of him in it.
Purse -
main pocket: wallet holding $5 cash, credit card, check card, and a bunch of photos and business cards.
front pocket: chapstick, breathmints
pocket on the front flap: change, little flat folding knife
Well, I checked and I don’t have to update my post from what have you got in your pockets (although I’m still–or now more than ever–tempted to answer something about my precioussss).
Wallet containing mostly change
Keys
Pocket watch, so I can flip it open and attempt to look suave when others are watching
Battered old Swiss army knife - usefull for sharpening pencils in class when there isn’t a pencil sharpener
Spare hair thingy - you know, the elastic thingies that hold hair up, like in a ponytail
left front jeans pocket: keyring (car, house, mom’s car, locker padlock, Buweiser promo bottle-and-can-opener fob), change when I have any.
rfjp: knife (lately I’ve been carrying a Victorinox Recruit, same as the one I gave racinchikki).
lrjp: nothing
rrjp: wallet (cash, a few checks, checkcard, gas credit cards, ID)
little coin/watch pocket of jeans: box cutter, when I’m at work.
on belt or in inside pocket of jacket: cellphone
Front Left - Keys
Front Right - Loonies,Twonies, and Quarters
Back Right - Wallet
Back Left - Empty
Right Hip - Cell phone on belt clip.
Geekdom at it’s finest:
Regularly
Right front pocket: Bill cash, in a clip my father gave me.
Right belt loop: Utility pouch with: Leatherman, Paint can/bottle tool, handheld laser, one Mini-Maglite, sometimes one GPS reciever; One Benchmade folding knife .
Right rear pocket: Wallet with DLs, CCards, and ID
Left rear: Not much
Left belt loop: Cell phone.
Right front: Pockect change, small change.
Tripler
I keep my hat in my cargo pockets.
Smile when you say that, pardner…
Benchmade Striker (pocket knife)in the right pocket, Money clip in the back pocket. About $11 in the clip, if you must know.
–==the sax man==–
Purse: Wallet, Cover Girl powder compact, lipstick, mini hairbrush, clear nail polish, pocket pack Kleenex, nail glue, emery board, nail clippers, one roll Butter Rum Lifesavers, small vial of ibuprofen, bandaids, cigarettes, lighter, Palm Pilot, Leatherman, mag light, laser pointer, cel phone, one PS2-to-USB adapter that the cat has chewed on, one RJ-45 end, pepper spray, cel phone, sunglasses, ballpoint pen, $3.78 in loose change, and an old grocery store receipt with some numbers written on it that I can’t remember for the life of me what they were for.
And I can’t believe I just dumped all that out to make a message board post 
Wallet (homemade out of duct tape) and lipgloss (lip smackers roll-on strawberry slush). Keys (one key on a mini zip disk key chain) if I am feeling responsible.
Left front pants pocket:
[li] Vintage Mountaineer model Victorinox Swiss Army knife[/li]
[li] Key ring with Maglite solitaire attached[/li]Right front pants pocket:
[li] Change[/li]
[li] Wallet, currently containing $283.[sup]00[/sup] of spending money, various health plan cards, a Taiwanese telephone card, Social Security card, CA driver’s license, business cards, calling cards, address book and my secret stash of $122.[sup]00[/sup] consisting of a $100.[sup]00[/sup] bill that was a cash bonus from my job in 1995 that I refuse to spend on principal, the first dollar bills from a public performance tip jar and a $20.[sup]00[/sup] bill from one of my first paying musical gigs.[/li]Watch pocket:
[li] 1940’s Waltham pocket watch.[/li]Back left pocket:
[li] Ace pocket comb[/li]Shirt breast pocket:
[li] 14K Gold Cross pen and pencil set[/li]Sunglasses:
[li] Double large size gold frame photochromic Ray Ban aviators[/li]Hat:
Royal Stetson “Caribou Downs” black Fedora
This is too much work. But one of the things I always carry is my Sensa pen!