No, this is not a Tolkien thread and I am not Gollum, Smeagol, Slinker, or Stinker. I’m just wondering what carry in our pockets.
I’m willing to be fairly elastic with the term; you can include items carried on the belt or in a purse/satchel if you wish.
Now to answer my own poll question:
Left front pants pocket: actual wallet
Right front pants pocket: eyeglass cleaning fluid, small case of tissues.
Right rear pants pocket: handkerchief
Left rear pocket: decoy wallet (containing cash to give mugger, useless credit cards, etc)
Belt: cell phone, keys & car remote control, pen knife
Breast pocket: Sawbuck, two fins, five singles
Notebook satchel (which looks like this, except that the main cargo area is customized for a notebook and nothing else: notebook, pens, business cards.
Anybody else want to share?