Sorry, that’s the first survey I could think of.
Oh, what you’d expect to find in pockets. Lessee… change, keys, some lint, and… what’s this? OHMYGODNOAIEEEEEEE <snick>
Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased.
my pockets have thrown out some money, candy bar wrappers, and endless amounts of lint
Left front pants: Comb, pen, gum, blistex
Center pants: Uhh....mmm..heh heh
Right front pants: car keys, pocket knife, loose change
Left rear pants: Wallet
VB
“Rudyard Kipling?”
“Don’t know; I’ve never Kippled!”
My hands. Now, what’s in my hands? Ummm, maybe we better just skip that part.
[[[DD goes off to have another rousing game of pocket pool]]]
What’ss it got in itss nassssty pocketsesss.
Me? Nuthin’.
Lemmee see:
.32 caliber Berretta, nickel plated.
2 rocks of crack.
Straight razor.
Pager.
Set of knuckle dusters.
.38 caliber Smith & Wesson Police Special.
NYPD Detective Badge.
Archie comic book.
Voted as the poster you’d most like to meet.
Please don’t tell me why.
No pockets. I’m sitting here, posting, in my “tighty-whiteys”.
OH GHOD!!! I’M MOT POSTING FROM HOME!!! I FORGOT!!! SHOOT ME NOW!!! 
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Well let’s see…
Small pillbox with aspirin.
Keys
$1.22 in change
Wallet
Swiss Army knife
Gee, even my pants are dull.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown. But it takes only 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head.
Pockets? What are those?
(98% dresses here)
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“it’s all real”
“I KNEW IT!!!”
O p a l C a t
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Hmmm, lessee, I got a stick of chapstick, a Spyderco Endura, a cell phone, a wallet, a couple of receipts, some allergy pills, some ephedrine, some alleve, some sunglasses, a floppy disk, some keys, a security card to let me open doors at work, a badge to wear at said work to identify me so I don’t have the hounds released on me, a discman w/ headphones, a few CD’s in sleeves, a couple of bills of various denominations and some change totalling $32.57, some mints, some gum, a nail clipper, and a miniature magic 8-ball.
Wow, that’s a lot of stuff. I think I should lose some of this shit.
how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
My God, Lex. Do you do anything else as a Harpo Marx impersonator?
MrKnowItAll, sounds like Lexicon is wearing cargo pants and a photographer’s vest.
A miniature magic-8 ball? Is it one of those ones attached to a keychain?
Lessee, my pockets… house keys, car keys, office keys, old grocery list & recent gas receipt, a quarter & a nickel.
Each time I put on a fresh pair of jeans, I find some money in the pockets. My SO thinks I’m moonlighting as a stripper.
I’m not a fallen angel, I’m a risen demon.
Left: car keys and utility knife card as keychain, pen.
Right: comb
back: wallet (full of money, business cards, fortunes from fortune cookies, various forms of i.d., etc.)
The usual:
RF: keys (16), rubber coin purse, Victorinox Standard pocket knife
LF: Wallet (w/license, birth cert. card, credit cards, insurance and Rx ID, family snapshots, fresnel magnifying glass, very little cash), comb, MiniMag light
RR: 10’ tape measure, tissue
LR: spare car key
Shirt: pen, pencil, highlighter, glasses case, address book, calculator, office key card
(pager and SOG utility tool on my belt)
(OK, so I took my Boy Scout motto too seriously.)
Tom~
Cher, I’d have guessed string – or nothing! But that wouldn’t have counted, I suppose, my sneaking in 2 guesses in one …
Seen any news about the LOTR films being shot in New Zealand?
I’ve gotten to having nothing in the backpockets. I had a key case in the backpockets and I kept bending these long car keys, by sitting on the keycase.the bent key to get into the car.I also need a shirt with a pocket where I keep the cards and junk. I actually hate change in pockets, so I try various solutions.
had to stomp on the bent key to starighten it to get into the car…
overwrite problem