About 14 years ago, whilst driving across the Pennsylvania Turnpike, I stopped at a rest stop. My wallet fell out of my hip pocket, and I lost it. It was never returned. That was literally the LAST day I went with a wallet in my pants pocket. I bought a fanny pouch, and have never turned back. It tends to get pretty full sometimes.
Recently, I’ve had cause to wear a suit a few times for funerals. Obviously, one cannot wear one’s get-up with a fanny pouch. However, the contents listed below are the typical stuff found on my person.
Athsma Inhaler
Lactaid Extra pills
Paper money
Change. Frequently this pile grows until I’m aware of some enormous weight ( aside from the normal enormous weight I have hanging around my waist… ) down there, and I go and take out like eleven dollars in spare change.
Wallet with photos of the Man-Cub and the Fem-Bot, credit cards,Union cards, EMT card, bank cards, small bits of paper.
Handspring brand Visor. It carries every bit of data important to me, that anyone else would be allowed to read. 
Spare Cell Phone battery.
Cell Phone on clip on fanny pouch strap.
EMT Badge on clip on fanny pouch strap
several “AAA” batteries.
A Mini-Mag flashlight.
Chap-Stik, for dem kissable soft lippies… 
I think that’s it. And it weighs like 5 lbs as it is… <sigh> Boy, I wish men were allowed to carry pocketbooks, I’d be in heaven.
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