What's in YOUR wallet?

In My Humble Opinion
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I have a leopard print wallet. Go ahead and make fun of me.

It contains at present:

Libraries Southwest library card (usable in six parishes)
Calcasieu Public Libraries card (usable only in this parish)
Business card of the director of career services at my university
Phone card with unknown number of minutes on it (haven’t used it since I got long distance on my cell phone)
Wal-Mart shopping card with no money on it
Emergency credit card (never used)
State ID card
Social Security card
teensy copy of birth certificate
blood donor card
card with PIN for financial aid stuff
Paragon Casino Players’ Club card
Albertson’s shopping card
Kroger shopping card
Old picture of Zachary (cousin)
Old picture of Megan, Miranda, and Taylor (cousins)
Laundry card
Debit card
Receipt from last deposit
One U.S. dollar
Couple dollars’ worth of change

42

I can’t. My wallet is a medium green with gray trim, with plastic panels framed on the front featuring an unknown, badly drawn, vaguely anime-esque animal in four frames. I think I got it at a dollar store. I can’t make fun even if I wanted to.

43

Am I missing something?

I think they use just about anything, heart, kidneys, retinas.

I don’t think you’d want my liver.
Waits for wooshing sound.

44

I can make fun of both of you as mine is plain black. BWAHAHAHAHA!
Small Clanger, it’s a Monty Python joke…in The Meaning of Life, this guy fills out an organ donor card for his liver. Well, they come to take it - while he’s still alive. :eek: Amidst the blood and screaming and all the gory bits, the other guy is trying to convince the donor’s wife to give too, and they have some famous guy - I forget who - sing a truly great song that convinces her, too.

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Front to back and left to right, roughly:

[ul]
[li]Driver’s license[/li][li]Voter registration card[/li][li]Business cards (8)[/li][li]QFC Advantage card (for the supermarket)[/li][li]Debit card[/li][li]Credit card[/li][li]Buy-10-get-1-free punch cards from Elliott Bay Book Company, Joe Bar Espresso, Bailey Coy Books, and Ophelia Books[/li][li]Bus pass[/li][li]Health plan card[/li][li]Dental plan card[/li][li]Car insurance card[/li][li]Another health plan card (identical to the first except in color; I wonder which is current?)[/li][li]AAA card[/li][li]Seattle Public Library card[/li][li]Univ of Washington alumni card (I’m not an alum, but my wife is)[/li][li]Macys gift card[/li][li]$31 cash[/li][li]Assorted receipts[/li][li]Buy-10-get-1-free punch cards from the cafe/bakery in my building: one for coffee, one for bread[/li][/ul]