What's killing our moose?

Mr. Greenjeans?

There are a lot of people misspelling “møøse” in this thread. Feel free to copy and paste as needed.

A møøse once bit my sister.

My wife swears she once worked as a bookkeeper for a Russian couple named Boris and Natasha. Alas, they apparently had no clue what she was talking about when she would ask them, “Too much møøse?”

In most places, sending a text (in an inappropriate situation, such as when driving) can get you killed.

But in Soviet Minnesota, killing (moose) sends text!

That’s a lot of abandoned calves. Will no one think of the moose children?

The Moose Children are making moosic, and it sure is weird. Not a good beat, and you can’t dance to it unless you’re into Goth. I’d abandon them, too.

At TubaDiva’s suggestion, I think I’m changing my user name to Moosicat. Love them mooses.

Could be that they are ticked off.

Everything really is a BAND NAME!

My inner head voice always pronounces the plural of moose as meece. I can’t stop it.

Including BAND NAME.

They’re being mauled by the large animals they keep pulling out of their hats when they attempt to perform magic tricks.

“Woohoo Moose! Let’s get loose, you’ve got the Hooch!”

I love that song!