Did you know that moose can text now? But only when they’re dead. It’s a sobering thought.
See this.
Someone built a better moosetrap, eh.
Any moosemen on the Board?
We need more moose, so the hunters can kill them, not those dastardly *wolves. *
Besides, wasn’t it Moosilini who kept the trains running on time?
Text Msg: GTG… L8R
Seriously, the whole thing is Moose-tifying
Russian spies. Still looking for squirrel.
So far, this thread is quite amoosing.
A M00se once bit my sister …
No realli! She was Karving her initals on the m00se with the sharpened end of an interspace t00thbrush given by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian m0vies: “The H0t Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge M0lars of Horst Nordfink”.
Mooslim suicide bombers, obviously.
The moose is loose… ing.
Natasha Fatale: Boris, is Moose you said you killed in previous episode?
Boris: Look, it’s his show. If he wants to be hard to kill, let him.
Would that be an instant moosage?
We apologize for the fault in the post… those responsible have been sacked.
Mynd you m00se bites Kan be pretty nasti…
Moose puns are verbal aboose.
Sooo, SMS stands for Stiffening Moose Sensor?
All those missing calves? I’m going with “Alien Abduction”.:eek: The Rocky and Bullwinkle Shows just reached deep space and THEY have sent ships to investigate the mOOstery.
No, but stay tune next time for “Spinnt-nik Moose Sovietski…!”
or :
“Moose and Swirl”
I’ve seen people with moose in their hair.
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