Hee! FairyChatMom’s having her male delivered by air.
And yes, men are good. Let us sing a song of men. For one, they’re good for getting things from the tall cabinets in the kitchen. They don’t mind when you sit on their lap, most of the time. They’re very good huggers, as a whole. In Bumba’s case especially, we know they smell delicious.
I’m staying away from comment upon Swampbear’s leftovers though. No matter how I phrase it, a request for recipies comes out sounding dirty.
Got Marigolds here. They are on Mr. Anachi’s list of favorites. Usually he gets a variety of the yellow-yellow ones and the orangy purple varigated ones. He buys his sets at that manliest of places…the Home Depot.
Hey, I’m really surprised that we’ve only managed two pages this week so far. I resolve to do better next week.
Just for the heck of it, I thought I’d throw this out. In lots of places the Home Depot is a wonderful place for boys who like boys to go trolling for other boys who like boys. Hence the name Homo Depot. Just something for y’all to think about over dinner. 
FCM you could make your checkout list more interesting by insisting that some of the men bend over so you can feel their butts. 
:eek: Heyyyyyy!!! Mr. Anachi goes to the Home Depot every Sunday almost…should I be worried he might be cheatin’ on me???
They’re not just for dinner anymore! Try the new Breakfast Men–the best way to get a good start on the day! And Lunchtime Men–finally, a reason to take a lunch break again. Don’t forget Snack Men–when you just have to have something quick. And coming soon–Drinkable Men–all your daily vitamins in one delicious milkshake (packaged in a convenient six-pack).
I’d like a bowl of mixed men, please. Yum.
Excuse me, but that constitutes sexual harrassment and I know that because right here in my folder I have my training record and it says that I’ve had sexual harrassmet training so I know all about that and what you’re suggesting is wrong and unprofessional and completely incompatible with a professional work environment and you should be ashamed of yourself… <big breath>
And besides, if you saw some of the butts around here, even you wouldn’t want to feel them…
A sunflower teepee Ashes[sup]2[/sup]? I’ve never heard of those. I have seen teepees made outta PVC pipe and some sort of fabric. But since that would take actually growing sunflowers, I dunno.
You know where I get my marigold seeds? From last year’s marigolds! (Well, not last year’s this year since I didn’t plant any last year since we just moved and I didn’t get around to it. This year it’s the year before’s. Marigold seeds keep.) I recycle. The first year I planted marigolds I bought a packet of seeds at the store. Since then I harvest the seeds for the next year in the fall. So far, I’ve had about 8 growing seasons all for 50¢. Not so shabby.
Tomorrow is TornaDope. Man gams. That’s all I’m saying.
Sexual harrassment training. Is that to make sure you know how to do it right? What does HR say to a person sent to such training? “We’ve noticed that when you attempt to sexually harrass co-workers they just laugh, so we’re sending you to mandatory training to teach you how to be more offensive?”
Kalley I think it would be fun to have a store where you sorta lease purchase men. Then you could go in, pick out some and take em home for while. After say, three months, you get to turn that batch in and pick out a new one. Wouldn’t that be fun?
Rue you farmer conservationist you. Tomorrow, providing it doesn’t rain, there will be some man gams around my pool. A couple sets of those gams are gonna be there for the express purpose of entertaining me even. I’ll leave it to you all’s imagination as to how I shall be entertained. 
Tupug not to worry. Mr. Tupug is a straight guy and they’re generally clueless as to any checking out of them by boys who like boys.
“Generally clueless”? This means when I go to Home Depot, I do get my ass checked out? That makes me feel better, thanks Swampy. I was afraid I was just a grotesque bag of unattractiveness.
Try a tight tshirt, some tight jeans and boots. Guaranteed to get an ass checkin’ in that outfit. Maybe even a woof!
You just described Mr. Anachi in his younger surveyor days! Actually, he wore the boots because he was always tramping around in swamps and stuff which were full of gators and snakes and such.
Rue, Mr. Anachi doesn’t have the patience to wait on Marigold seeds to sprout but he DOES smush the spent blossoms into the ground to reseed and keep the bed blooming all summer.
Where I work the acronym for sexual harrassment training is POSH (Prevention of Sexual Harrassment). I dunno, it’s just kind of a funny acronym for that sort of training. Yes, I have gone…it’s boring.
Hmm, I now have something to tease my friend about in regards to Home Depot. He always says Lowes is a girly store and Home Depot is where the real men go. Hah! Have I got news for him!
I got woo-hooed at yesterday while at work. I was standing outside taking a ciggie break when a car with two attractive gentlemen drove by me and they vocalized and showed their appreciation of the the view (me). :o I was sort of embarrassed and pleased all at the same time.
I went bowling last night for the first time in years. That was embarrassing. My first game I bowled an 84, the second game a 101, and the third game I bowled an 82. I guess I need to practice some more :eek: 'cause my daughter almost beat me the last game.
I bowl like I live. Right into the gutter! HAH! Bow down before my comedic genius!
Taters how cool! You got woohooed at. And they were attractive too. I’d be proud myself.
Yeah, that’s what my training record says, too. Of course, we always cleverly called it “Sex Class” because we were so mature!
I had to attend that training for the first time about 1981 or so. I no longer bother. My name is always on the training sheet, and that’s all I’m sayin’
Incidentally, I’m writing this from home. I’m all checked out from my now-former job. My van is in the shop for some kind of leak in the rear end (bracing self for rude comments) and as soon as my kid gets home, I’ll probably go to lunch with her. Then I have to clean house. Great fun, that.
Well, FCM won’t you feel like a putz when everybody starts pointing and laughing cause you’re doing sexual harrassment all wrong because you haven’t kept up with the latest trends?
Did you try giving your car some Immodium AD before you put it in the shop? Sometimes that helps.