- 3:00 I shattered a glass on the cement floor and got a glass splinter in my foot.
- 5:30 I had a gas leak on a propane torch and burnt the hair off half off one arm. The hair should grow back in about a month. The torch was put out after about 1 minute under lots of water from a faucet. The torch is in the garbage bin.
- I pulled on a quarter inch line for an irrigation system that somebody threw in a tangled mess somewhere. It finally let lose and I poked my eye with an irrigation riser I had in my hand. Half my eye is red. I hate having a bloody eye and it takes about a week to clear up. The eye is not poked out.
- 8:00 I dug out the glass from my foot after cutting away callus. I should walk normal in a week.
- 8:10 Looking in the mirror I don’t see singed hair on my head or face.
You’ll stub your toe.
All your bad luck is temporarily used up. Now is the time to buy lottery tickets.
8:35 Tore off part of small toe nail making bed putting on clean sheets.
Bed time is soon so no more injuries I hope.
Hey, next week should be great, when it all heals and grows back!
Sleep on the floor, because otherwise you’ll fall out of the bed.
Holy guacamole! Sounds like you were living in cartoon world today.
The only thing worse would be the return of Ham Dog[sup]TM[/sup].
My coordination is better today, so no klutz injuries this morning. The eye isn’t too bad looking this morning. I superglued the punctures and tears this morning for the foot. I’m always hurting my feet when I don’t wear shoes every minute. At least I don’t rip open my arm on light switches that stick out from the wall anymore.
Expect to be struck by lightning or a meteor soon.
A wink emoticon after poking yourself in the eye is tempting fate.
No, because then the bed will fall on him.