What's on Pat Robertson's bumper?

[Guinastasia]

But remember Robertson said once that rather than teaching sex ed in schools, kids should learn about sex the way his kids did, by watching the farm animals do it.

WHAT? Pat Robertson used to watch farm animals fucking? And he calls homosexuals perverts?

:eek:

[Cervaise]

*Originally posted by Guinastasia *
WHAT? Pat Robertson used to watch farm animals fucking? And he calls homosexuals perverts?

Do we even know he really grew up on a farm? Maybe he was a big-city kid who hired animal hookers to educate him.

[Ben_Hicks]

We could just send Pat Robertson tons and tons of gay porn…

[Danalan]

Pat Robertsons Bumper Sticker:

Found it? I OWN it!

[MidnightRadio]

*Originally posted by hello32499 *
The thing that caught me as funny was the fact that the bumper stickers have two advertisements underneath the ridiculous message. One was for the 700 club and the other for NBC (I believe). So, I guess the message is only as important as the money it brings its sponsor.

Actually the sticker is advertising The 700 Club and CBN, the Christian Broadcasting Network. Because of this, I don’t think just altering the equal sign is enough to get our message across. I would suggest just finding a gay-positive bumper sticker that’s as large or larger and applying it on top of the offending one.

[hello32499]

*Originally posted by MidnightRadio *
**Actually the sticker is advertising The 700 Club and CBN, the Christian Broadcasting Network. Because of this, I don’t think just altering the equal sign is enough to get our message across. I would suggest just finding a gay-positive bumper sticker that’s as large or larger and applying it on top of the offending one. **

You think I should sue Pat? I mean, geesh, his bumper sticker gave me a temporary fit of dyslexia.

[MidnightRadio]

*Originally posted by hello32499 *
**You think I should sue Pat? I mean, geesh, his bumper sticker gave me a temporary fit of dyslexia. **

Hell, yeah!

[Dijon_Warlock]

http://www.utilikilts.com/Restroom.htm

[Cervaise]

*Originally posted by Dijon Warlock *
**http://www.utilikilts.com/Restroom.htm **

Wow, the woman’s tits are so big she can’t put her arms down.

[hello32499]

*Originally posted by Dijon Warlock *
**http://www.utilikilts.com/Restroom.htm **

Those just make the bumper sticker read Marriage = Man with surgically enhanced man-tits + woman with massive layers of should pads.

[buttonjockey308]

Perhaps the bumper dumper is more apropos to the shit Big Head Pat spews.

[11811]

I thought it would be either:

Honk if you love diamonds.

or

My friend went to the White House and all I got was free publicity and the appearance of power.

Any takers?

[Cervaise]

Actually, it occurs to me that the most direct answer to the question asked in the thread title, what’s on Pat Robertson’s bumper, is probably, a dead gay Catholic Negro.

[iampunha]

Not very snarky, but perhaps the high-road moral version would be:

MARRIAGE=<3 + <3 (actual hearts not the text version of them, though that would be a good symbol for this board for some:))

If we want to get evil, perhaps the above MARRIAGE=[man]+[woman]+[woman]+[woman] or “Marriage … not just for hypocritical minority-bashing jackasses anymore.”

Did I just say that out loud? Oops!

[Count_Blucher]

*Originally posted by 11811 *
**I thought it would be either:

Honk if you love diamonds.

or

My friend went to the White House and all I got was free publicity and the appearance of power.

Any takers? **

I withdraw my prior post. It was not as funny as I thought and may in fact have caused insult and pain. I’m sorry.

Its just that I kept picturing Pat Robertson driving down a highway, doing 55 in a 65, with his ‘old man hat’ on in a Chrysler K-car, and all these people are driving past him…honking horns & blowing him kisses. And he turns down his Gospel Radio to say “What in the Hell are all these people Doing…?”