Brutus, are you here just to drag down the collective IQ of the entire board? That guy’s retort is one of the fucking stupidest malappropriation of logic ever devised, and it isn’t even on point: that it’s playing guilible Republicans who are too dumb to know that Heinz != Heinz.
“W” Ketchup! Great on a hamburger, but always ends up in the fruit salad!
From DMC’s link, we have Bush Country Ketchup. Bush ketchup is really friggin’ expensive! $6 per bottle, plus $4.49 shipping on the first bottle and $2 shipping on each bottle after that. Republicans must love their ketchup,
Please don’t insult Commie Pinkos by lumping them in with Frenchmen.
Well, they have to get their vegetables somewhere! 
W Ketchup! What Jesus would put on His hamburger!
Don’t ask a question if you don’t want to know the answer.
There’s no actual ketchup in the bottle. There’s evidence indicating the possibility of ketchup-related programs, some contacts with vinegar, and a possible attempt to purchase quantities of tomatoes from Antarctica.
The French insist its a French sauce, but, as everybody knows, you can’t hide your Lyonnaise…
this is my favorite part:
Clearly, a congressional inquiry is needed.
Didn’t any of you read the MPSIMS thread on this a week or two ago? It was much funnier.