They do give that impression, but a great mom knows when to let the kids scream at each other til they work things out and end up eating Lucky Charms together in front of the TV.
Yeah, like massive sugar-doses are gonna calm them down . . .
And the great thing about the Pit is, I can start a whole new thread calling out BrainGlutton for dissing my favorite cereal.
I think I’ll title it “They’re magically delicious, bitch!”
What’s sexy about the BBQ pit? Vinyl Turnip and Mean Old Lady … hilarious every time.
Thanks for that. It put a smile on my face to be reminded that gonzomax is banned.
Hey! Drunky Smurf is here! Now it’s a party! 
Their kids are going to be amazing!!!
Already are. Have you not been watching “College Bowl For Trailer Park Toddlers” (Bravo, Mon 9pm, 8 Central)?
Ordinarily I would, but the thread topic demands revealing that I have a smokin’ ass.
Maybe you should try lube. 
I think this thread is pretty demonstrative of what is great about the Pit. Anal sex!
Well, February can’t get here soon enough. I really need to unload this.
Good for frying too. But somebody should have the balls to sell rapeseed Oil instead of canola. You could use it to pan fry some semen.
Must…not click…link…
Especially the ones about raping declawed cats wearing shoes and leaving without tipping them. HAWT!
I don’t recommend the one about raping clawed cats. Because ow.
So it gets your motor running.
Surreal is where it’s at.
The meNu is the God of ordeRing!!1!!
Scroll down to Springs1’s posts about the morality of free refills.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=10936021#post10936021
Why I love the Pit:
Quirky turns of phrase, rapier-like ripostes, and black humor.
Saw a great example of the latter just now in the “Please do not throw yourself under a train” thread, where I learned how not to call 911.
Also how not to transport soup.