“A bad thread and lung cancer will kill you.” I think we’ve found our new tagline for the Dope. 
Sometimes it’s like GD with the gloves off (and I don’t mean the kind you wear on your hands). Occasionally produces some educational and intellectually stimulating threads, from the unlikeliest of beginnings. Those are the ones you must be careful to avoid; the best Pit threads just wallow in the ranting and the screaming. But you knew that, you stupid asshole.
Yes, smoke is a typical by-products of BBQ Pits . . .
I think both of them feature sausage.
It’s the worst-moderated forum for one.
It’s GD, but with no gloves . . . and ya get to call folks huge dildos!
I blame the huge dildo that quit just in time to avoid “cuntgate”.
CMC
The Pit is sexy in a way that is crude and unsophisticated and if you can’t handle it, then get lost!
The Pit’s too sexy for élan,
Too sexy for élan, you dork, so get banned.
Oh yeah? Then how did I get all this smoke up my ass?
You should really keep your bedroom habits to yourself.
I’m too fucking lazy to read the fucking FAQ. Are we allowed to cuss in foreign languages in this fucking forum?
Βιδώστε σας στον πισινό σας γαμήσω-που αντιμετωπίζουν μητέρα-μαλάκα. Ναι, μπορείτε. Βιδώστε σας!
Seru na vás do zadku ty sráči tváří matka-fucker. Jo, ty. Seru na vás!
நீங்கள் தாய் உறிஞ்சி முகம் ஃபக் பின்புறம் உள்ள நீங்கள் விழுங்க. சரி, நீங்கள். நீங்கள் விழுங்க!
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HAW HAW HAW!
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Me too! Well, not really.
Well, that’s hardly kind.
Oh gawd yes a thousand times. Thats often why I post stupid shit. Just so VT will insult me.
thats my story and I’m sticking to it
A recent favorite on a person that well deserves it.
John Stamos Left Ear wrote a good OP and defended it well recently about Conservative Dopers and their defense of the GOP’s disregard for science, but the search function is too slow and I’m too lazy to track it down.
God damn. I didn’t think it was possible to hate that woman more than I already did.
I got your HAW! HAW! HAW! right here!
I swear, every time Jack Chick does his HAW! HAW! HAW! schtick, I picture this damn video in my head…now…it’s your turn…HAW! HAW! HAW!
" Fighting Pulmonary Carcinogens since 1973 "
Oops, I almost forgot.
Fuck.
Are you kidding? How often do you see a GQ get past ten replies before people start pulling personal anecdotes out of their ass? Myself included?
Pulling, not being pulled.