Me?
Women’s flood pants, Dial up modems & Britney Spears
Men’s cargo pants with a cell phone in the pocket, Who wants to be a millionare, getting stupid urban legends via email from “friends”
Those idiot Survivor-type shows (I have the privilege of saying I’ve never watched one, but if I hear ONE MORE lunchtime discussion of who should go next, I am going to scream) and that rap/metal fusion crap (I live in Jax, so naturally the only decent radio station busts a nut about Limp Bizkit on a regular basis).
Emanuel Lewis (sp?) - aka Webster
rail-thin models
clothed designed for people with guts
bullies
dialin modems
teeny boppers
boy groups (they are NOT F***ING BANDS)
murder
A hanging curve ball.
That eminent putz, Bill Clinton.
cute bras that only come in the smallest sizes
rude people in the checkout lane that think you’re lying when you say you can’t scan anything without a UPC
those new beetles: I like the old ones better
smokers who blow it in your face
browsers that are extremely slow
liars
people who sneak up on you and do stupid shit to startle you
Junior High School.
The only religions that truly scare me are those that believe in reincarnation. Ain’t no way I’m going through that shit all over again.
The near constant calculation of what time zone I am in and when folks will be getting to work on the East Coast.
Western Michigan University
That stupid excuse for a college ripped me off and treated me and many other students like crap. I will never go back there again.