Oh mighty manhattan, if you deem this thread not worthy of GQ, by all means move it.
Anyway, I’ve got a snippet of a song in my head, and I’ve exhausted all my loser, brain-dead channels, so I put to you, the brainiest of the brainiest.
The song has a verse where some dude is in bed with a chick, he gets out of bed, and when he returns someone else has taken his place.
Boom. That’s all I remember. Nobody believes that this song exists.