If you’re female, you have to wear a low-cut top and bottoms that, while allowing you the freedom of movement to kick ass, also emphasize your luscious legs. It’s a rule.
At least, that’s what I’ve learned from watching TV and movies.
Seriously, I’d like to be wearing one of those one-piece zip-up mechanic’s suits. Nothing to hold onto. When teeangers fight, clothes always get ripped because someone grabs someone else. I’d also make sure my hair was tied back tight, because when girls fight, hair-pulling is de rigeur… in fact, if I was going to fight a lot, I’d buzz my head. And definitely steel-toed boots, all the way. Lots of rings, too.
Whatever else I chose to wear, I’d definitely top it all off with Oddjob’s bowler hat from Goldfinger.
It doesn’t matter what you wear… just grease up under your clothes… like Dority did on Deadwood when he plucked out Capt. Turner’s EYE. Hell yah.
Chuck Norris action jeans with the gusset crotch which won’t restrict your legs
when kicking someone in the head?